Suri Cruise has her birthday party, Tom Cruise and the Robot kiss: Yuk

[Honey]

Suri Cruise celebrated her second year alive with an alien themed Birthday party yesterday. It wasn't really "alien themed," but there were tons of Scientologists there, so it's the same thing. I see that Tommy Girl wore his special platform white sneakers for this occasion. You know he got those at Lady Footlocker.
Tommy also brought Connor and Isabel out of hiding to attend the Birthday party. Nicole Kidman couldn't make it, because she doesn't give a shit.
How much do you want to make a bet that Tommy is going to try and pass off Suri's little doll as his next child. They are made from the same parts. Could be believable.






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[cherrypye]

Damn, it would be weird to have helicopters flying over my home trying to get a shot of my child's b-day party.

[Brookie]

Good grief. Look at the mega-lifts on Tommy's tennies. I have dressy pumps at a lower altitude than those puppies.

[aabbcc]

Look at how long that kid's legs are. In another couple of months, she'll be as tall as Katie.

[Buffy Burnett]

Suri's the only one having an independent thought among them...but give it times medears, give it time. :Sigh: Happy B-Day, kid.

[baked_tater]

Tommy's shoes, oh LORD!!!! I just peed myself.

[Brookie]

Totally staged. Nobody photographs those people without Tommy's explicit permission. Complete crap.

[baked_tater]

Ya know now that I look Suris leg seems freakishly long.

[aabbcc]

I see that Tommy Girl wore his special platform white sneakers for this occasion. You know he got those at Lady Footlocker.

[southernbelle]

Love how they wrote "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SURI!" in huge letters on the driveway so that the paps could see that Suri is just now turning 2. No, really... that totally didn't already happen sometime around early January.

[ByRDi]

Eww, $cientologists.

[sparkly]

It's gross to see all these robotic scientologists treating them like royalty. What ass-kissers.

[NicoleWasHere]

I love how Tom hardly ever holds the kid.

[angelais]

Nicole Kidman couldn't make it, because she doesn't give a shit.

Gawd, I know everyone has said it, but WTF is up with thetan Tom's shoes? I guess he felt the need to be boosted up to at least 5'5".

And ITA on how the chalk writing is purposely there for the paps.

Tom is just an Uber-fucktard.

[MillionDollarBaby]

they remind me of 2 women in a relationship...two short haired women