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  1. April 18th, 2008, 02:54 PM #1
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    Default John Waters has a sexual obsession for 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'

    John Waters Has A Sexual Obsession For 'Alvin And The Chipmunks'


    Cult director John Waters has a sexual obsession with animated children's hit Alvin and the Chipmunks. The openly-gay Hairspray director confesses the bizarre fantasy, and reveals a talented fan has even helped him live it out.
    He says, "I do love the Chipmunks. I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And a real animator just drew one for me of Alvin j$%king off. One of the best fan presents I ever got."




    John Waters Has A Sexual Obsession For 'Alvin And The Chipmunks' - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.
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  2. April 18th, 2008, 04:20 PM #2
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    wtf?
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  3. April 18th, 2008, 04:30 PM #3
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    Maybe he can take felching to a whole new level with the 'munks.
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  4. April 18th, 2008, 07:36 PM #4
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    He wonder what the did with the picture? ew
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  5. April 18th, 2008, 07:43 PM #5
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    john waters is an odd man, but i totally adore him.
    white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.

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  6. April 18th, 2008, 08:07 PM #6
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    Sexually obsessed with a cartoon character - that's just pathetic!














    Then again reality isn't like cartoons. There's much more mucus.
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  7. April 19th, 2008, 09:39 AM #7
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    ^^

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    john waters is an odd man, but i totally adore him.
    He's great!
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    john fucking waters is the coolest!

    hes one of those hollywood types that i'd love to be best friends with!
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    I find this creepy, but, when considering the source, it becomes hilarious.


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  10. April 20th, 2008, 04:35 AM #10
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    he is a hoot!
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  11. April 20th, 2008, 04:38 AM #11
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    Wow he's really helping people lose the "all gays are perverted" attitude.
    Bizarre.
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