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Thread: Evan Rachel Wood's transformation into Dita Von Teese is almost complete

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    Default Evan Rachel Wood's transformation into Dita Von Teese is almost complete

    The Transformation Is Almost Complete!



    Marilyn Manson's creation is almost complete! Marilyn's teenage girl toy, Evan Rachel Wood, is well on her way to becoming Dita Von Teese. And only then Marilyn will truly love her! Well, of course Evan will have to change her name to Dotty Von Cock Teaser first.
    It's only a matter of seconds before Evan is flopping around a giant champagne glass wearing pasties and carrying giant feathers.
    Poor bitch. I can tell you right now that the dick is probably not worth the trouble. Here's Dotty Von Teaser at a screening of "Life Before Her Eyes" in NYC last night.
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    she looks horrid.. yuk.ewww.
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    She kind of looks like a goth Kiera Knightly.

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    Find a mirror, chickie. You look terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    She kind of looks like a goth Kiera Knightly.
    yep

    I don't care if he does have a foot long, he's grose.

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    It looks like she has been playing in Marilyn's makeup kit, with that pasty whathaveyou she has on.

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    Is this her idea or his? Frankly, if anyone wanted me to do myself up to look like their ex, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. Sheesh.

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    I hate that white makeup.

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    Standing next to Dita, Evan actually looks better......... AS A MAN!!!
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    she looks pure fug
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    Haha, She actually looks more like Manson than she looks like Dita.
    What the hell is that hairstyle? Its awful.

    She needs to go back to this, pronto!


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    Fug.

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    Like her or hate her, at least Dita still looked female
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    Morticia Adam's beauty school grad. I guess that's what Marilyn likes. She just needs to dye her hair black. Dead ringer for Dita.

    I'm probably the only one but I think Dita looks better with her natural hair color. Much less corpse like.


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    I hate it when girls loose who they are to date some boy.



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