DJ Samantha Ronson moves in with Lindsay Lohan to keep her clean & sober 24/7

**ingi** · April 16th, 2008, 03:45 PM

Apr 16
'08
Samantha Ronson “practically” living with BFF Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay has been photographed all over LA with her maybe-lesbian lover, DJ Samanthan Ronson. Now, sources are saying that Samantha, that bastion of sobriety, is living with Lohan to keep her away from drugs and alcohol. Oh, sure, that’s the reason. It has nothing to do with the fact that these two are totally lovers or anything.

Will Britney Spears’ lock-down tactics work for the rehabbed Lindsay Lohan? Page Six hears that Lohan’s best friend, Sam Ronson, has “practically moved in” with the actress at her Los Angeles pad. “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort to keep the wild child out of trouble. It’s a good thing Lohan has friends like Ronson. Unlike Spears, whose dad is keeping a tight grip on her life, Lohan’s parents, Dina and Michael, are even wackier than she is.

[From Page Six]
I don’t think there is a single person in Lohan’s life who is stable and sober- and that includes Ronson. Let’s not forget that Ronson was the one clubbing with Lohan during her infamous hit and run DUI, and it was Ronson sitting next to her in the car in those Memorial Day Weekend drunken photographs of Lohan- featuring my favorite photo ever of the starlet, smashed out of her mind with her mouth hanging open in the front seat of her car. Lohan has said many times in interviews that she is afraid of being alone at night, so Ronson is definitely filling a need there. But as for serving as a sober companion? No frickin’ way! Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » Samantha Ronson “practically” living with BFF Lindsay Lohan

**Bijoux** · April 16th, 2008, 03:47 PM

WTF?! Seriously!!!!!

that is a bad BAD decision. Shouldn't your sober buddy...i dunno...BE SOBER?!

**ingi** · April 16th, 2008, 03:50 PM

“Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort (to sample the pink taco.)

**cmmdee** · April 16th, 2008, 03:50 PM

Bad bad news.
They prob stay up all night doing the Cocalohan lines ones after another between meth hits & tequila shots.
Sam is no friend/lover of hers.

**Grimmlok** · April 16th, 2008, 03:51 PM

but Blowhan is so talented, she's going somewhere, she's going to win an Oscar, she just makes mistakes, she thought those pants were hers/she was on the right side of the road/was snorting icing sugar..

**ingi** · April 16th, 2008, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

Bad bad news.
They prob stay up all night doing the Cocalohan lines ones after another between meth hits & tequila shots.
Sam is no friend/lover of hers.

Wasn't Sam her primary dealer at one time?

**lisalucy69** · April 16th, 2008, 04:13 PM

That's just so they can romantically snort the same lines.

**ingi** · April 16th, 2008, 04:39 PM

Its such a classic love story.

**potato_chips** · April 16th, 2008, 05:32 PM

I wonder if these two are having sex?

**Trixie** · April 16th, 2008, 05:56 PM

"Keeping her clean and sober" is the new lesbian lover.

**WhateverLolaWants** · April 16th, 2008, 06:00 PM

Thassa GREAT idea. You just go ahead and do that.

**MissVenus** · April 16th, 2008, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants

Thassa GREAT idea. You just go ahead and do that.

Oh hell yeah! I think it's great... we need something to amuse us now that Britney is sedated.

**Sasha** · April 16th, 2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by potato_chips

I wonder if these two are having sex?

Please don't hit me, because I make my remarks in all sincerity as a very, very bi-curious married woman, but why do femme lesbians want butch girls? Seems to me you're better off with or might as well go with the real meat ya know.
Someone set me "straight".