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    Default DJ Samantha Ronson moves in with Lindsay Lohan to keep her clean & sober 24/7

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    Samantha Ronson “practically” living with BFF Lindsay Lohan




    Lindsay has been photographed all over LA with her maybe-lesbian lover, DJ Samanthan Ronson. Now, sources are saying that Samantha, that bastion of sobriety, is living with Lohan to keep her away from drugs and alcohol. Oh, sure, that’s the reason. It has nothing to do with the fact that these two are totally lovers or anything.
    Will Britney Spears’ lock-down tactics work for the rehabbed Lindsay Lohan? Page Six hears that Lohan’s best friend, Sam Ronson, has “practically moved in” with the actress at her Los Angeles pad. “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort to keep the wild child out of trouble. It’s a good thing Lohan has friends like Ronson. Unlike Spears, whose dad is keeping a tight grip on her life, Lohan’s parents, Dina and Michael, are even wackier than she is.
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    I don’t think there is a single person in Lohan’s life who is stable and sober- and that includes Ronson. Let’s not forget that Ronson was the one clubbing with Lohan during her infamous hit and run DUI, and it was Ronson sitting next to her in the car in those Memorial Day Weekend drunken photographs of Lohan- featuring my favorite photo ever of the starlet, smashed out of her mind with her mouth hanging open in the front seat of her car. Lohan has said many times in interviews that she is afraid of being alone at night, so Ronson is definitely filling a need there. But as for serving as a sober companion? No frickin’ way! Cele|bitchy Blog Archive Samantha Ronson “practically” living with BFF Lindsay Lohan

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    WTF?! Seriously!!!!!

    that is a bad BAD decision. Shouldn't your sober buddy...i dunno...BE SOBER?!

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    “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort (to sample the pink taco.)

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    Bad bad news.
    They prob stay up all night doing the Cocalohan lines ones after another between meth hits & tequila shots.
    Sam is no friend/lover of hers.

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    but Blowhan is so talented, she's going somewhere, she's going to win an Oscar, she just makes mistakes, she thought those pants were hers/she was on the right side of the road/was snorting icing sugar..
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Bad bad news.
    They prob stay up all night doing the Cocalohan lines ones after another between meth hits & tequila shots.
    Sam is no friend/lover of hers.
    Wasn't Sam her primary dealer at one time?

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    That's just so they can romantically snort the same lines.

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    Its such a classic love story.

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    I wonder if these two are having sex?
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    "Keeping her clean and sober" is the new lesbian lover.

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    Thassa GREAT idea. You just go ahead and do that.
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    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Thassa GREAT idea. You just go ahead and do that.
    Oh hell yeah! I think it's great... we need something to amuse us now that Britney is sedated.
    vaya con dios

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    I wonder if these two are having sex?
    Please don't hit me, because I make my remarks in all sincerity as a very, very bi-curious married woman, but why do femme lesbians want butch girls? Seems to me you're better off with or might as well go with the real meat ya know.
    Someone set me "straight".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    Its such a classic love story.
    I really, actually laughed out loud at this!

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    It's funny how Dinasaur comments about everything under the sun, but won't admit that her daughter loves to dine at the Y.
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