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    Red face Ashton Kutcher gets called on his shit by his mom. I mean wife.

    Ashton Kutcher has revealed he fell in love with wife Demi Moore because she "called me on my s**t".

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    Ashton Kutcher fell in love with wife Demi Moore because she "called me on my s**t".

    The 'What Happens in Vegas' star - who married the actress in September 2005 - revealed it was Demi's indifference to their relationship which sparked his interest.

    He said: "Demi was the first person who would call me on my s**t. She didn't need me. She straight up didn't need me. She wanted me, but she didn't need me, so she could put it on the line.

    "I've literally just been voted the world's most eligible bachelor and I'm like, 'I'm going off the market. I've found the one.' "

    Ashton also revealed he is very proud of his relationship with Demi's daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis - 19-year-old Rumer, 16-year-old Scout and 13-year-old Tallulah.

    He added to Details magazine: "I'm able to give them things their parents can't give them, because it's a different relationship. I don't have all the past."

    The 30-year-old actor said despite Demi being a keen follower of Kabbalah, a mystical offshoot of Judaism, he has yet to subscribe to the religion.

    He said: "I'll use whatever works. I'm not a follower of this or that religious leader. More wars are started because of religious leaders, and people are following and they don't know why. That is religiosity. That is what turns people into robots."


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    Sounds like most guys out there.
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    I'm not a fan of either of these people, but I think the "mom" reference is unnecessary....you don't see an older guy referenced as a young trophy girlfriend or wife's "dad" in all the threads where that could apply. Double (sexist) standard?

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    ^^Very much agree. There are so many men married to women 10, 15, 20 years younger and nothing is said unless it gets into a grandpa/granddaughter kind of situation, and even then it's with a nudge and wink and a nod towards him being some sort of silver fox stud.
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    i thought the thread title was funny.
    its a JOKE! just a joke.
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    Yeah, I know but still. No one would be calling a man her daddy if it was the other way around.
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    People mock my jack nicholson every time there's a thread about him. Do your research BECKY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Yeah, I know but still. No one would be calling a man her daddy if it was the other way around.

    Her 'sugar daddy' maybe.
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    are you for real? she doesn't even get "daddy"... the guy is usually called GRANDPA.

    and anyway, the joke wasnt about AGE so much as that she seems to have taken on the role of mothering him.

    Put your uterus back on the inside, geesh.
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    ^^To MK, old dudes with sweet young thangs, like Bruce Willis and Harrison Ford, are PeePaw's!

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    I like what Ashton said about "she doesn't need me, but she wants me." I wish I could find a guy who liked my independent attitude, who didn't feel threatened or immasculated by it.
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    "I'm able to give them things their parents can't give them, because it's a different relationship.
    *shudders*

    I bet it is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I like what Ashton said about "she doesn't need me, but she wants me." I wish I could find a guy who liked my independent attitude, who didn't feel threatened or immasculated by it.
    I know exactly what you mean. Keep the faith!

    *And I always call the old men that marry young women Grandpa. It makes my day.
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    He's full of horse poop.
    So he was wearing red strings because it matched his clothes? He's saying he's been spewing Kabbalah just to get laid? or because he's her robot?

    For the record he does look like he's hanging with his mommy and younger chicks look like they are hanging with their dads.

    You might not choose who you fall in love with but people are going to find some reason to crack up about it - people need to get a sense of humor. Kidman is called Granny for some reason and Michael Douglas is called Grandpa... even though he seems to be the right person for Catherine Zeta Jones. -- because my two cents are free

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    I truly find this couple hideously boring.

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