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    Talking Eva Longoria wants to move David Beckham's little man around her board

    Eva Longoria is trying to get Victoria and David Beckham to play board games with her and her husband Tony Parker.

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    Eva Longoria wants a board game foursome with Victoria and David Beckham.

    The 'Desperate Housewives' star - who recently had a Cluedo-themed 30th birthday party - is trying to convince David and Victoria to join her and husband Tony Parker for a games marathon.

    She said: "Tony has really been trying to get David to play board games like Cluedo, but David is not a big game player. We're like, 'Come on David!' "

    Eva also revealed she has developed a strong bond with Victoria - who has a three sons with David - because they are both devoted to their families.

    She added to Britain's OK! magazine: "I really like to surround myself with women who place their family first. She is very devoted and dedicated to her kids and I really respect that."

    Eva insists she and Victoria would pick a girlie night in over a glamorous party.

    She said: "We eat! And we hang out at each other's houses. We don't go out that much actually. We just do normal girl things when we're alone - we have a meal and a catch up."


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    She said: "We eat! And we hang out at each other's houses.

    OH PLEASE. Everyone knows the Posh doesn't EAT. Eva needs to stop being a fucking famewhore. I still don't get why Posh hangs out with this hanger-on.

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    Umm... the 30th birthday wasn't for her, was it? Shes over 30 by now.

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    Go Becks!

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    Man, the Beckhams really don't know how to hang out with the right people.

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    I'm imagining them trying to explain the rules of Cluedo to thicko David

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    I had to look up "cluedo" to realize that it's the British name for the board game Clue.

    I loved playing Clue. Mainly because I loved fantasizing about having a house big enough to have its own conservatory, library and billiards room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    She said: "We eat! And we hang out at each other's houses.

    OH PLEASE. Everyone knows the Posh doesn't EAT. Eva needs to stop being a fucking famewhore. I still don't get why Posh hangs out with this hanger-on.
    I heard that Posh had 'stomach bypass'. Let's hope that board games don't become some stupid new celebrity trend.


    I loved playing Clue. Mainly because I loved fantasizing about having a house big enough to have its own conservatory, library and billiards room.
    Not to mention sophisticated murders!

    I'm imagining them trying to explain the rules of Cluedo to thicko David

    It's like that joke going around about him. David is standing at a soft drink dispenser. He puts in some money, presses the button, and out comes a Coke. He puts in some more money, pushes the button, and out comes a ginger ale. He puts in some more money, pushes another button, and out comes a root bear. Finally the guy behind him says "Okay, move along, my turn." Becks turns around and says to the guy "Can't you see I'm winning!"

    To give Beckham full credit, he tells that joke himself.

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