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  1. April 16th, 2008, 01:09 AM #1
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    Default Shanna Moakler is a man-stealing twat waffle

    Shanna Will Steal Your Man!

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    Be careful women!
    If you run into Shanna Moakler, put your hand on your jock's cock and attempt to block that skank from getting a piece.
    She's a maneater!
    A Perezcious reader had a not-so-pleasant encounter with the former Mrs. Travis Barker this past weekend.
    This is what she writes:
    "Dear Perez,
    I attended Carmen Electra's B-day party last night at The Fountain Bar in Hollywood and while she was really sweet and friendly, one of her guests, Shanna Moakler, was not only loud and drunk but flirted with my date several times in the evening - he is only 25. Seriously the rudest, drunkest guest there, what a shame!"
    You've been warned!


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  2. April 16th, 2008, 01:16 AM #2
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    a man stealing twat waffle? whoa those are the worse kind..
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    Hell hath no fury....
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    I find her soo pretty.
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  5. April 16th, 2008, 02:16 AM #5
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    She reminds me of Brooke Hogan for some reason.
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    That pciture alone will tell you that she's a smug, yet dumb, bitch. Any man who takes her on is as stupid as she is.
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    Is that a Winehouse 'do?
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    I find nothing attractive about her. She looks like a used up call girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    I find nothing attractive about her. She looks like a used up call girl.
    You're so right!
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    Why is this ho still famous?
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    I don't get her appeal either. Its over honey..
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    I'd like to punch her in the twat. I mean, face. I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    Why is this ho still famous?
    Was she ever famous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Was she ever famous?
    uh yes! she did dancing with the stars! *eyeroll*
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    OK then, I stand corrected!
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