Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian's ass is gross

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 04:30 PM

Tuesday, April 15th 2008
Pot Calling Kettle.....

Wonky McValtrex had an interview with a Las Vegas radio station yesterday and they asked her, "Would you rather have Kim Kardashian's ass or Jessica Simpson's rack?"
Wonky answered, "Gross. I would not want that." She went on to describe Kim's ass, "It's disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."
Paris is fucking gross and disgusting. The inside of Paris' stomach probably looks like a trash bag filled with cottage cheese due to all the chunky jizz she's eaten. Stupid skank!
Wonky quickly took it back and told InTouch, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim apparently accepted the apology.
Brand spanking new Frenemies! They hate each other. Now is our chance to finally rid the world of the two biggest whores. We should have a "whore off." We'll stick a hard 12-inch dick in front of them and watch as they suck to the death.
Click here to hear Wonky calling Kim's ass "gross." Pot Calling Kettle..... | Dlisted

DitaPage* · April 15th, 2008, 04:32 PM

1)Paris is UGLY. 2)She has NO ass. I'd rather 10 of Kim's then parisites saggy pancake.

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 04:44 PM

Paris is jealous because she is as flat as a board.

**thrpschr** · April 15th, 2008, 04:48 PM

Paris thinks she's classy because she has small breasts and a flat ass.

**nana51** · April 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM

Paris does have flat breasts and ass, but I still would not want Kim's ass, it is gross.

DitaPage* · April 15th, 2008, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by ingi

Paris is jealous because she is as flat as a board.

Yes, front AND back.

**Honey** · April 15th, 2008, 05:00 PM

Kim's arse is hot, but then so are millions of women's...hers just looks big because she is surrounded by skinny twiglets with zero body fat.

These are twiglets by the way: (Savoury wholewheat snacks with a distinctive knobbly shape)

**Aella** · April 15th, 2008, 05:01 PM

Everything about Paris is gross. And I'd rather have Kim's ass than Paris', though I'm happy with an in-between situation (which is what I have anyway).

**Chimera** · April 15th, 2008, 05:11 PM

I'd rather look like Paris than the lard ass Kardashian!

**Trixie** · April 15th, 2008, 05:13 PM

cottage cheese inside a big trash bag

I hate to admit it, but I laughed.

**Shalev** · April 15th, 2008, 06:46 PM

Like her butt is better

Originally Posted by Shalev

**Luna** · April 15th, 2008, 06:50 PM

I'd vote for KK's ass over PH's.
She just HATES for any other girl to get attention.

**MissVenus** · April 15th, 2008, 07:02 PM

Seriously, why would Kim accept that completely insincere apology from Parisite? I'd be taking to opportunity to launch an all-out war in the media against her... esp. now when Paris is at an all-time low in public opinion... and making disparaging comments about a woman with a real woman's figure is like waving a flag to every woman's magazine in the world!

**sparkly** · April 15th, 2008, 07:29 PM

Paris slams every beautiful woman that she thinks is stealing some attention away from her. Puppy killer!!

**MsDark** · April 15th, 2008, 10:29 PM

Plain and simple jealousy. Pancake ass vs a banging badonkadonk? Puleeze...

Paris, go do some squats and lunges or just go cry into your lattes and Carl's Jr burgers. You can't look any more stupid and desperate.