Avril Lavigne gets groped & fondled at a public park in front of paparazzi

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 05:27 PM

The good news is that Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend/husband/ teenage rebel are giving us a taste of what goes down between them in the bedroom.

I don’t call this public sex, it’s too fuckin’ tame, dudes just groping her a little because she’s probably getting her period and her hormones are all out of wack and it’s the only time of month she has tits worth grabbing. Unless I see him slipping it up her skirt while she sits on his lap like good public sex, I’m calling this lame, but a good try to be naughty, hope it sparks something in their sex life, because they got married too young and she’ll be bored of fucking him in about a minute, that’s when she’ll start banging her band members again. (link/ site could be NSFW and offensive to some) DrunkenStepfather - Celebrity Gossip, Sex, Entertainment, Good Times » Blog Archive » Avril Lavigne Getting Hot and Heavy in the Park of the Day

DitaPage* · April 15th, 2008, 05:35 PM

Lame. By the way, I hate drunken stepfather whoever he/she is.

**politesse** · April 15th, 2008, 05:39 PM

She so wanted to be seen.
Her hubby looks like Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees(yeah, I'm old,google him). Not a good thing,IMO.

**Seapharris7** · April 15th, 2008, 06:19 PM

Um... I'm pretty sure THOSE pictures are from a few years back and got re-posted on Skandalicious...

Check it - GET A DAMN ROOM « SKANDALICIOUS

**Honey** · April 15th, 2008, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

Lame. By the way, I hate drunken stepfather whoever he/she is.

Me too, sounds so perverse and misogynistic

**Bellatheball** · April 15th, 2008, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

Lame. By the way, I hate drunken stepfather whoever he/she is.

Me either. He skeeves me out. He's probably some old fat bald dude sitting in a dark room fantasizing about this chick.

That said, why in the eff did I open this thread?

**msdeb** · April 15th, 2008, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by politesse

She so wanted to be seen.
Her hubby looks like Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees(yeah, I'm old,google him). Not a good thing,IMO.

aww dont insult Mickey Dolenz!!!

**sparkly** · April 15th, 2008, 08:21 PM

She obviously knows they're there. And that drunken stepfather is a real pervert.

**Hugh_Jass** · April 15th, 2008, 09:57 PM

he looks like he has no idea what he's doing

**SpookyGirl** · April 15th, 2008, 10:51 PM

Fug and fuglier.

**deadsexy** · April 22nd, 2008, 11:09 PM

Fakers

But she did get implants and you are supposed to massage them regularly to avoid capsular contraction(hardening round masses of flesh)
gROSS

**sparkly** · April 22nd, 2008, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by deadsexy

Fakers

But she did get implants and you are supposed to massage them regularly to avoid capsular contraction(hardening round masses of flesh)
gROSS

Yeah, but not in public.

**wheelbarrow** · April 22nd, 2008, 11:19 PM

These are not sexy. Call Miley for tips, Avril.

**Bijoux** · April 22nd, 2008, 11:48 PM

Derek dosn't even want to kiss her fug ass!! He's hiding his head away so he dosn't get speared in the eye with her snaggletooth!!!

**GaPeach** · April 23rd, 2008, 12:03 AM

First of all that dude is ugly.. I'm talking ugly to the bone.

Second whats with all this white skin? I'm not talking pale, they go past pale to rigor mortis. Is this natural, I know Kelly Osborne isn't all that death warmed over white so is Avril....... Avril sounds like a herb