Mother of the Year, Alicia Douvall

witchcurlgirl · April 15th, 2008, 01:47 PM

Mother Of The Year

Alicia Douvall is a "important glamour model " in the UK and she's one of my favorite drunk, pieces of trash. She makes Jordan look like the Queen of England. Alicia has had over 50 plastic surgeries and she's known for her fake tits and party girl ways. Alicia has had 12 surgeries on her tits alone and she's going in for another one, because she's not happy with the results.

It's no surprise that her 12-year-old daughter, Georgia, wants a boob job for her 13th Birthday. Hey, some girls want Hannah Montana crap and some want new tits! Alicia probably gave her pole dancing lessons for her 11th Birthday. You got to start them young nowadays.

Alicia told Closer Magazine (via The Sun), "Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job." Georgia said that she thinks it's normal to have plastic surgery, because her mom has had it.

Alicia will get her daughter a boob job, but only when she turns 16. "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She's been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She'll be more famous than Britney!"

Where's that mother of the year award?! The competition is over. Here's the winner!

Georgia also changed her name to Destiny, because Alicia thinks it will be better for her career. Alicia said, "I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer's name."

More famous than Britney? It sounds to me like she's going to be more like Jenna Jameson than Britney . What the hell! If kids aren't killing each other's asses, they are becoming whores at the age of 13. Poor girls are going to be having vagina rejuvenation at the age of 18.

This is another prime example on why some prostitutes should be fixed before they can breed!

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Grimmlok · April 15th, 2008, 01:51 PM

1) All that surgery and she still looks fug? Is there a warranty on these things?

2) Her daughter is evn more fug than she is, without surgery. No way to clean up that tranny mess.

3) Destiny? Are you for fucking REAL? I'll let the pageant moms another jizz stained basement murder is about to happen.

NicoleWasHere · April 15th, 2008, 02:06 PM

Evil. That is all.

Novice · April 15th, 2008, 02:09 PM

Alicia - your mother was right, it does sound like a lapdancer's name, but the poor kid, with you as a mother, doesn't stand a chance!

southernbelle · April 15th, 2008, 02:17 PM

I want to know how this girl has been with a modeling agency since age six. Surely she's not actually working. She's very plain, and in fact before I read the article, I thought she had Down's Syndrome.

Honey · April 15th, 2008, 02:22 PM

I need to go start a scary thread for this train wreck, she is repulsive.

The funniest thing about her is she says she is 29 years old.

KristiB · April 15th, 2008, 02:24 PM

i've never heard of the mother but she looks like she's on her way to being the next cat lady

witchcurlgirl · April 15th, 2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

The funniest thing about her is she says she is 29 years old.

aren't they all

Trixiebelle · April 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM

Ha, Destiny? What a coincidence, that's Miley Cyrus's real name. Destiny Hope. I read she recently had it legally changed to Miley Ray. Cause that's so much classier and all.

WhateverLolaWants · April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM

I think the daughter is actually attractive. The mother looks sliced, diced and still ugly.

Too bad the daughter will look the same way soon.

louiswinthorpe111 · April 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM

What's wrong with people nowadays? Implants for a 13 year old? Bikini waxing for 8 year olds? WTF, this disgusts me.

Novice · April 15th, 2008, 03:18 PM

Bikini waxing at 8 yr old?

I'm surprised if there was anything to wax at that age..... Thats really early pubity

louiswinthorpe111 · April 15th, 2008, 03:22 PM

^^I just read it in another thread and was equally disgusted.

cmmdee · April 15th, 2008, 03:56 PM

Poor girls are going to be having vagina rejuvenation at the age of 18.

HAHAHAHA!!!

MK is the best.

Still, this story is sad. A 13 year old wanting a boob job. WTF?

Shalev · April 15th, 2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KristiB

i've never heard of the mother but she looks like she's on her way to being the next cat lady

This is the first thing that came to my mind!