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    Red face Katherine Heigl's hubby lost his genitals when she carried him over the thresh-hold

    Katherine Heigl's bachelor-less pad



    Katherine Heigl has reportedly banned her husband Josh Kelley's "bachelor stuff" from their marital home.

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    Katherine Heigl has banned her husband's "bachelor stuff" from their marital home.

    Singer Josh Kelley - who didn't live with the 'Knocked Up' actress until after they got married last December - reportedly had no input into the decoration of their California house.

    While shopping for a dog basket at Seattle pet store Railey's Leash and Treat, he was allegedly overheard moaning: "Yeah, I just got married, and my wife got rid of all my bachelor stuff - including my favourite brown leather sectional sofa.

    "She and her mother have basically furnished the whole place without me."

    Josh - who has four dogs with Katherine, Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper - then pointed to the canine bed and said: "I hope this fits in with the décor, or I'm screwed!"

    It was recently reported Katherine treats her dogs like her children, pampering them with gourmet food, filtered water and $350 dog collars.


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    doormat in the making, folks.
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    Damn, I'll take a brown leather sectional, and I don't have a penis.

    Heigl is stupid.
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    Bitch, please.
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    Oh dear, he should fight back, I'd hate a guy who did as I said all the time.

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    I give this marriage a year.....



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    i hope he makes her smoke outside, i dont want the dogs dying from her second hand smoke. bitch
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    ^^

    Seriously!

    What a twat. I had this happen to me, I was supposed to have my own sewing room and such. $600,000 later and I was told my room "just didn't fit". I left before the house was completed. Jackass. And 3 years later, he STILL wants me back. HA.

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    Dayum, bitch. I keep trying to defend your ass, but if you keep whining and moaning and pissing and snorting to the media, I gonna hafta cut you loose.

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    I would bann her fat ass from my home anytime. I think her husband should have another apartment to escape from her.
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    Provided she doesnt get any batteries for her toys....in 90 days she will be asking for him....

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    Divorce in... 5...4...3...2...

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    Men who let women walk all over them make me sick. She's a controlling bitch and he sounds like a weak duckling. Perfect match.
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    I think he's going to have to start hitting up his groupies, if he has any. Sounds like they're well on their way to the typical, Hollywood marriage of convenience.

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