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    Wink Madonna's vag gets mad when it doesn't get pounded

    Guy Ritchie's sex starvation



    Madonna has complained her husband Guy Ritchie lost his sex drive when he was on a cookie diet, which involved eating just 800 calories a day for three weeks.

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    Madonna has revealed her husband Guy Ritchie lost his sex drive while he was on a cookie diet.

    The pop superstar - who pays tribute to her "incredible" love-life with Guy on her forthcoming album 'Hard Candy' - was not happy when the British director's libido took a nose-dive after he substituted breakfast and lunch for low-calorie biscuits.

    She said: "My husband went on that cookie diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it anymore, thank god!"

    Despite her complaints about the side effects, Madonna admits the 800 calorie-a-day diet - which also counts Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson among its followers - was a success.

    The 49-year-old singer added: "He did lose weight but he didn't really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it."

    Madonna - who has previously quashed rumours her seven-year marriage to Guy is on the rocks - recently insisted the couple have a very healthy sex life.

    When asked if the line "Sex with you is incredible" on her song 'Incredible' was a direct reference to Guy, she exclaimed: "Absolutely! Sex with Guy is incredible and surprise, surprise, it's his favourite song on the album. Actually, maybe it's not his favourite song but it's definitely his favourite line."


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    That diet sounds awful, he probably had no energy left! Good excuse Guy

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    Malnutrition def curbs an appetite.

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    me and her have a lot in common!

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    i like cookies.
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    He's probably used every excuse not to have sex with her. "I'm tired. I have a headache. The Cookie Diet. I'm on the rag. Your manliness makes me nauseated..." I'm sure he does his best to avoid that.


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    Ew.

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    TMI Madge. Everbody already thinks he's ready to ditch you, not a good idea to let everyone know he wouldn't fuck you.

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    HA HA HA now EVEN her own husband doesn't want to fuck her!
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Ya, but there plenty of guys and girls that will line up around the block to hit that. Go Madge!
    "the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"

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    Mmmm...

    Cookies!!!

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    Madonna has a vag?

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    I could've lived without hearing this come out of her mouth. TBH, when celebs constantly talk about how in love they are, or their amazing sex life, it makes me suspicious.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Every straight man I know wants a piece of Madonna. So if guy wont put out..... there's more than one guy out there.

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    *gets out a sledgehammer* Oh Ill pound that sumbitch all right.

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