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    Default Paris Hilton selling some fake crap





    Wonky was in Bologna, Italy for some hair and beauty trade fair where she whored out her line of fake hair. That shit is aptly named "The Bandit," because Wonky is robbing your ass blind if you buy that ugly crap.
    You would be better off going through Jessica Simpson's trash can for her old weave pieces than wear Wonky's rayon hair. If Wonky was a smart businesswoman, she would make that shit semen resistant.
    This dumb skank also doesn't need to wear her name on her shirt AND belt. Everyone knows who she is by her toxic pussy stank alone.

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    Puppy Killer!
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    Someone take that hair and shove it down her throat!

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    Why doesn't she just take off her panties, throw them in a box and put her own label on there: Smegma Wonk

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    She's just so fake and annoying. Are you kidding me with labels all over her clothes? I'm honestly just so sick of her act.

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    I wish Britney would run her over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I wish Britney would run her over.
    LOL!

    Yes! That would be the craziest thing ever.
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    OHMYGOD! Britney killed Paris!
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    LOL, I just saw thin on TV... a famous italian journalist just went there and asked her "How could you come up with such a crappy thing?"

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    ^^

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    Oh, i guess she really wanted something that has a ressemblance with her for once.
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    How fucking hilarious that the package says "That's Hot"



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    'The Bandit'


    That sounds like a sex toy.



    EEeeeww

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    Extentions made by 5 year old kids in sweat shops, no doubt.

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    I'm sorry but her tee is cute.
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