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    Default Amy Winehouse is afraid of losing her gorgeous looks





    Don't laugh! In Wino's crackhead mind, she believes she looks like Cindy Crawford or some shit. A crack rock will straight-up lie to your face!
    Wino is telling friends that she just can't stop putting the white shit up her nose. The News of the World claims Wino was at some party where she was doing line after line. After she finished dusting up the coke mirror, she complained to friends that she really needs to quit drugs. I'm sure their laughs could be heard in fucking Scotland.
    Wino apparently told her pals, “I’ve been told I’ll lose my looks over this—but I can’t give it up! I’m told my scars might never heal. My dermatologist says it’s a result of the drugs and it could spread to other parts of my body if I don’t quit. What will I do if I lose my looks? Blake will never love me like that."
    And let's laugh some more! Wino need not worry about Blaaaaaake every leaving her. He'll gladly suck the puss out of her crack pox as long as she keeps paying his way. It probably tastes like squab.
    Wino's friend said that after her little sob story, she went to the bathroom to do more lines. The friend caught a glimpse of her in the open door, "It's sad to see one of Britain's hottest talents kneeling on the floor of a bog and snorting drugs. She dabbed up the last few bits of powder, making sure she got every last bit, from the lid."
    WTF is a bog? The bathroom was in the swamp? What kind of goddamn apartment was this? Yes...yes...I know...bog is slang for toilet. Just let me have my fun in picturing Wino snorting coke with Swamp Thing. I hear he's a massive junkie.



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    I just can't laugh at her no matter what.
    I feel sorry for her, and I wish she'll be fine some day. SOON.

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    I can't feel bad for this woman anymore. She dosn't care. She wants help but she dosn't. She's the typical tortured artist.

    Losing her looks. Pfft! Lost, honey! Past tense. You is hideous now

    Before she knows it all her money will be gone up her nose and nobody will invest in her. Bady Amy! BAD!

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    i dont feel sorry for her at all. i feel sorry for her fans that spend their money on her music. there are so many artists out there trying to make it, and this blowhard doesnt give a shit.
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    It's a shame that she can't put herself together, I think she's quite talented.
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    Eh, I don't spend my money on an artist because of thier lifestyle. I spend it because I like thier work.
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    I don't spend money at all. I download!!!

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    I think she's too late
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    Was she ever attractive?

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    crackpox! lol
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    Poor Amy - she thinks drugs are romantic...I wonder what it's going to take to smack that idea out of her brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Eh, I don't spend my money on an artist because of thier lifestyle. I spend it because I like thier work.
    Yup, me too. And if they happen to o.d. and killover, its their loss. Another talented singer is just waiting in the wings. Meanwhile, we get some good music.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    I don't know WHY, but I find her really sad, especially if she wants to change. Many of you know how hard it is to quit an addiction, especially when you're always around it. She probably DOES want to stop, but doesn't know how or hasn't come to the point where she knows she has to or die. BUT you would think she would have come to that conclusion by now.

    And is she anorexic or just an addict, or both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    Yup, me too. And if they happen to o.d. and killover, its their loss. Another talented singer is just waiting in the wings. Meanwhile, we get some good music.
    That's my attitude too.

    Not to mention that a lot of singers that successfully conquer their demons...end up SUCKING.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post

    Not to mention that a lot of singers that successfully conquer their demons...end up SUCKING.
    lol sad but so true.
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