Lindsay Lohan laughs at Jessica Simpson's Esquire magazine cover

**ingi** · April 14th, 2008, 09:58 AM

Sunday, April 13th 2008
They Both Suck

HoHan and friends were recently having a laugh at Jessica Simpson's expense. They were laughing at Jessica's tranny mess Esquire cover which was a recreation of Virna Lisi's cover from the 60.s
The NYDN claims HoHan said, "I so already did that." She was apparently referring to her Marilyn Monroe cover for New York Magazine. Although, maybe HoHan was referring to Jessica herself. I bet those two totally bumped figs after too many Sex on the Beaches.
Both of their covers are hard-on killers. It's not a good thing when the pictures could easily be used on a promo card for tranny night at the local gay nightclub.
Speaking of pre-ops....here's our favorite female-to-male tranny, Samantha Ronson, with HoHan the other night.

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**Sasha** · April 14th, 2008, 10:09 AM

Yeah Hohan, it's real funny. Real funny that you thought you and your busted ass face could compare to Marilyn Monroe.

**Grimmlok** · April 14th, 2008, 10:28 AM

hah, Chestica looks WAY better.

**ingi** · April 14th, 2008, 10:28 AM

I think it's funny that Hohan did the shoot for free and generated 500k worth of ad traffic for New York Magazine

**Sasha** · April 14th, 2008, 10:35 AM

I think Jessica's ok. Unlike HoHan, she seems like a kind person, and also unlike HoHan, she seems to be looking for love and not careening around NYC and H'wood desperately seeking orgasms like a nympho on crack.

**Sasha** · April 14th, 2008, 10:36 AM

What am I saying?! She IS a nympho on crack.

**Laxmobster** · April 14th, 2008, 11:06 AM

I'd rather be a nympho on crack than Papa Perv's sloppy tranny seconds...

Is it bad when you prefer LoCocaina to Chestica???

DitaPage* · April 14th, 2008, 11:08 AM

I think Jessica's cover is awesome. Lohan never looked uglier.

**Folieadeux** · April 14th, 2008, 11:12 AM

They're both unflattering shoots.

But Jessica is the kind of girl I would probably be friends with... apart from her neediness, she does seem like a sweet person.

Hohan? No way. She's a nasty piece of work. I was watching a video the other day from a coupl'a years ago and some model claimed HoHan stole her clothes and threatened her.

Lindsay's a bitch.

**Pippin** · April 14th, 2008, 11:49 AM

Hohan's 'girlfriend' is no oil painting, is she?!

**ByRDi** · April 14th, 2008, 03:56 PM

You know, Chestica's cover is pretty awesome. I wonder if she was poking fun at herself b/c people think she looks like a man. Either way, it's funny and she looks WAY better than crusty hohan.

And I've heard Chestica is a bitch. Have you ever seen the stand up act where a guy tells the story of how he farted on Chess Simpson while on an ariplane because she was such a snotty cunt? It's beautiful.

**msdeb** · April 14th, 2008, 04:06 PM

^^^ i dunno, if someone i didnt know farted on me, i'd be a snotty cunt too.

but then i havent heard the story

**ByRDi** · April 14th, 2008, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by msdebagain

^^^ i dunno, if someone i didnt know farted on me, i'd be a snotty cunt too.

but then i havent heard the story

No no, she was a bitch first.

Then they were exiting the plane and he had to fart and she was sitting down right where his ass was, and he thought "what should I do? Ahh, I'll do what makes a better story". It was brilliant. If I can find his name I'll post it.