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    Default Lindsay Lohan laughs at Jessica Simpson's Esquire magazine cover

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    HoHan and friends were recently having a laugh at Jessica Simpson's expense. They were laughing at Jessica's tranny mess Esquire cover which was a recreation of Virna Lisi's cover from the 60.s
    The NYDN claims HoHan said, "I so already did that." She was apparently referring to her Marilyn Monroe cover for New York Magazine. Although, maybe HoHan was referring to Jessica herself. I bet those two totally bumped figs after too many Sex on the Beaches.
    Both of their covers are hard-on killers. It's not a good thing when the pictures could easily be used on a promo card for tranny night at the local gay nightclub.
    Speaking of pre-ops....here's our favorite female-to-male tranny, Samantha Ronson, with HoHan the other night.
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    Yeah Hohan, it's real funny. Real funny that you thought you and your busted ass face could compare to Marilyn Monroe.

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    hah, Chestica looks WAY better.
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    I think it's funny that Hohan did the shoot for free and generated 500k worth of ad traffic for New York Magazine

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    I think Jessica's ok. Unlike HoHan, she seems like a kind person, and also unlike HoHan, she seems to be looking for love and not careening around NYC and H'wood desperately seeking orgasms like a nympho on crack.

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    What am I saying?! She IS a nympho on crack.

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    I'd rather be a nympho on crack than Papa Perv's sloppy tranny seconds...

    Is it bad when you prefer LoCocaina to Chestica???
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    I think Jessica's cover is awesome. Lohan never looked uglier.

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    They're both unflattering shoots.

    But Jessica is the kind of girl I would probably be friends with... apart from her neediness, she does seem like a sweet person.

    Hohan? No way. She's a nasty piece of work. I was watching a video the other day from a coupl'a years ago and some model claimed HoHan stole her clothes and threatened her.

    Lindsay's a bitch.
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    Hohan's 'girlfriend' is no oil painting, is she?!

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    You know, Chestica's cover is pretty awesome. I wonder if she was poking fun at herself b/c people think she looks like a man. Either way, it's funny and she looks WAY better than crusty hohan.

    And I've heard Chestica is a bitch. Have you ever seen the stand up act where a guy tells the story of how he farted on Chess Simpson while on an ariplane because she was such a snotty cunt? It's beautiful.

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    ^^^ i dunno, if someone i didnt know farted on me, i'd be a snotty cunt too.

    but then i havent heard the story
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    ^^^ i dunno, if someone i didnt know farted on me, i'd be a snotty cunt too.

    but then i havent heard the story

    No no, she was a bitch first.

    Then they were exiting the plane and he had to fart and she was sitting down right where his ass was, and he thought "what should I do? Ahh, I'll do what makes a better story". It was brilliant. If I can find his name I'll post it.

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    At least Jessica was trying to be funny of purpose.....

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    ^OMG, post that if you can find it, pls. It would make my day.
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