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    Default Tom Cruise is the main alien in Katie Holmes' life and that's that!




    Tommy Girl is trying to break up the friendship between Posh Spice and his robot wife. The Daily Mail reports that Tommy has grown concerned about Katie's rapid weight loss and he blames Posh. Katie has been copying Posh down to her diet.
    A source said, "She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny." 900-calories?! My morning coffee is 900-calories, because of all the sugar, cream, cinnamon, chocolate and Cool Whip I put in it.
    A seaweed shake sounds like something that would come out of Tommy Girl's ass. And frozen grapes are only delicious when poured into white wine that diet fucking sucks! No wonder they both look like death fucked them in the ass and left them raw. Both of these bitches need to join me for lunch at the Hometown Buffet. All you can vomit sundaes!
    I also don't know what Tommy Girl's problem is. If he has such a problem with Katie's relationship with Posh, he should program her to stay away from the woman. It just takes two key strokes.

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    My morning coffee is 900-calories, because of all the sugar, cream, cinnamon, chocolate and Cool Whip I put in it.
    That's how I used to like my coffee too.


    Poor Katiebot.


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    Yeah, but I love Katies wardrobe - especially that little black dress! Screech! No wonder she married Tom, he lets her shop in Paris!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    Katie has been copying Posh down to her diet.
    Can robotits be far behind?

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    Wow, that diet sund really yummy and must be very healthy too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    Can robotits be far behind?
    Boobs would be too much of a reminder to Tommy that Katie actually has a vagina. He should thank Posh for dieting what boobs she had away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Yeah, but I love Katies wardrobe - especially that little black dress!
    Have you seen Katie Holmes lately? Most of her clothes look like they should be hanging on the livingroom windows of an old folks' home. She has no sense of style at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Have you seen Katie Holmes lately? Most of her clothes look like they should be hanging on the livingroom windows of an old folks' home. She has no sense of style at all.
    So true! I kept wondering if she was auditioning for the role of Blanche in the Golden Girls movie or something. Katie's too young to dress like that.

    I have to admit I almost like Posh's dress. Almost.

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    I love frozen grapes.

    YUM
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    She is in way over her head. Well, at least she can look forward to a divorce in about 8 years, a few promising roles after that, then a forehead full of botox, another marriage (to a gay alcoholic - quite a step up from a gay Scietntology freak), a real pregnancy, and visits from Suri every 3 or so years, if she is a good girl and keeps her mouth shut.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    did anyone notice an alien like creature standing behind the two...Xenu!!!!!!!

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    I think Posh and Katiebot both look like some kind of Borg in that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    I love frozen grapes.

    YUM
    Me,too!!! I wash 'em & put them in snack bags (12-16) before freezing. Otherwise ,I would hurt myself eating them all at once!!
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    On a related note:

    More trouble for Scientology, this time in Belgium
    Their offices were raided, and both documents and computers (containing secret Scientology computer files!) have been seized, as part of an ongoing fraud investigation!

    GlossLip » Belgian Video News Coverage of Scientology Raid and Closing

    Katie does look pained in that photo. I don't know what to say about the look on Posh's face.

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    Scientology's going down, fast. This is awesome.

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