Even Kathy Hilton doesn't believe that Paris Hilton/Benji Madden romance is real

ingi · April 11th, 2008, 10:10 AM

Paris Hilton is having a hard time convincing her socialite mother that her feelings for boyfriend-of-the-moment Benji Madden are genuine. Kathy Hilton believes her oldest daughter is only dating the musician to rattle the cage of former-friend Nicole Richie, who is dating Benji’s twin brother, Joel Madden.

According to report from The National Enquirer: Kathy - who’s grown very fond of the poor little Richie girl over the years, cheering on her uphill fight to get straight - “had a talk with Paris about it, questioning her motives for dating Benji,” says a family friend. “Kathy flat-out asked her, ‘Are you doing this just to rile Nicole?’ Kathy loves her daughter, but knows the girl doesn’t have an earnest bone in her body - she’s always up to something, and it would be like her to date the brother of Nicole’s future husband just to get her goat!”

Despite mother’s skepticism Paris spoke out about her relationship with the Good Charlotte rocker on her official Myspace blog on Tuesday:

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love. [Benji] is such an amazing guy and life has never been better.”

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ByRDi · April 11th, 2008, 10:19 AM

Paris looks so much like Kathy, and Kathy is hideous. Those "girls" never had a chance; I mean look at Kathy's skirt! (Oh and how they were never taught any sense of decency too)

ingi · April 11th, 2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ByRDi

Paris looks so much like Kathy, and Kathy is hideous. Those "girls" never had a chance

It's so sad, suppoesdly Kathy was deflowered by some random dude in the driveway that Big Grandma Hilton had hired at 16 so she could catch a rich man.

(as told from the Hilton tell all book)

bellini · April 11th, 2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ingi

It's so sad, suppoesdly Kathy was deflowered by some dude in the driveway that Gradma Hilton had hired at 16 so she could catch a rich man.

(as told from the Hilton tell all book)

Not Grandma Hilton though. Grandma Starfucker maybe. Kathy is gross. Are those thigh highs she's wearing and put those bazooms away.

Laxmobster · April 11th, 2008, 11:03 AM

Kathy loves her daughter, but knows the girl doesn’t have an earnest bone in her body

Play nice Kathy, Benji Madden can be earnest sometimes...

ingi · April 11th, 2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bellini

Not Grandma Hilton though. Grandma Starfucker maybe. Kathy is gross. Are those thigh highs she's wearing and put those bazooms away.

There must have been a lot psychological trauma from getting deflowered by a stranger whom your mother paid. (to teach Kathy the tricks of being a good lay) It explains a lot of how Paris operates, it's just the next natural progression of whoredom and no core values.

bellini · April 11th, 2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ingi

There must have been a lot psychological trauma from getting deflowered by a stranger whom your mother paid. (to teach Kathy the tricks of being a good lay) It explains a lot of how Paris exists, it's just the next natural progression of whoredom and no core values.

I bet she was an interesting character. Wasn't she a stage mom to Kathy's other sister Kim something? I believe Kim was a Disney star. But yes whoredom probably comes naturally.

What book was this from? I looooove tell alls.

ByRDi · April 11th, 2008, 11:10 AM

If that's true, that's absolutely sick and horrifying. NO ONE deserves that, NO ONE.

Bellatheball · April 11th, 2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Laxmobster

Kathy loves her daughter, but knows the girl doesn’t have an earnest bone in her body

Play nice Kathy, Benji Madden can be earnest sometimes...

OMG, I just snorted.

What is KH wearing? Does no one love her enough to tell her that's absurd?

ingi · April 11th, 2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bellini

I bet she was an interesting character. Wasn't she a stage mom to Kathy's other sister Kim something? I believe Kim was a Disney star. But yes whoredom probably comes naturally.

The big open secret is that Kathy is not that rich. The Hilton fortune is split like 30-40 ways among far flung relatives, for a long time she and Paris/Nicky lived in a modest middle class house. Paris has to whore herself out so hard because the family is really poor by standards of the elite wealthy

ByRDi · April 11th, 2008, 11:50 AM

^^

It's true

ingi · April 11th, 2008, 12:44 PM

Didn't Grandpa Hilton cut them out of the fortune entirely after the whole agreeing to market the sex tape came out?

GoldDust77 · April 11th, 2008, 07:28 PM

That, um, "outfit" that Kathy Hilton is wearing is, um.....hmm......ahhh........um........ Well, for once, GoldDust is nearly speechless. I can't even come up with a word harsh enough to describe how hideously disgusting, inappropriate (the woman is about 50!), ugly, unintentionally-hilarious, grotesque, & offensive to my eyeballs that "outfit" is.

Those above-the-knee socks!

The boobs about to pop out of the top of the "dress"!

WHAT was this woman thinking when she put that on???!?

Jesus in a racecar!!!!*, that's the most hilariously ridiculous get-up i think i've ever seen!

*YAY! I got to use my new favorite (bizarrely hilarious) saying! --That i first heard here last night, courtesy of NicoleWasHere. (Thanks Nicole!)

sparkly · April 11th, 2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ingi

The big open secret is that Kathy is not that rich. The Hilton fortune is split like 30-40 ways among far flung relatives, for a long time she and Paris/Nicky lived in a modest middle class house. Paris has to whore herself out so hard because the family is really poor by standards of the elite wealthy

I didn't know that. This makes my day.