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    Default Moby wants to marry Britney Spears


    Techno musician, Moby has a big crush on Britney Spears.
    He reveals he has a thing for screwed up fatties:
    “The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
    Well, Britney really can’t do any worse.


    Moby wants to marry Britney Spears

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    Um, isn't she the wrong gender?

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    moby isn't gay as far as i know. he used to date natalie portman.

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    I want to marry Britney!!!

    So, Back off man!

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    Has she ever really been fat? Maybe in the vegan freaks standard's but I'd say she's been chubby at best.
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    I've heard that Moby is quite the man-whore when it comes to the ladies. I was shocked myself.

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    Moby is a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss blue View Post
    moby isn't gay as far as i know. he used to date natalie portman.
    A high school acquaintance of mine went to Europe to model, she said she dated him*. She was 5'11" and fairly skinny, not exactly his type.

    *I fully acknowledge this may be an outright lie.
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    What? I thought he's come out at least ten times in the past few years. Michael K talks about it all the time. Am I thinking of someone else?

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    ^maybe he's heteroflexible? I rememeber Eminem outing him in one of his songs "And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie you 36 year old balheaded fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old. Let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno."
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    I can't stand this guy he just seems so full of himself, and he also likes to hear himself speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    ^maybe he's heteroflexible? I rememeber Eminem outing him in one of his songs "And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie you 36 year old balheaded fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old. Let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno."
    HETEROFLEXIBLE. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    He could just be omnisexual; if it has a pulse, he'll nail it?



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    ^ or trysexual, he'll try anything once?
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    I dislike this guy.

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