School hit list targets... Chuck Norris?

[NicoleWasHere]

School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?
Posted Apr 10th 2008 6:02PM by TMZ Staff

New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called "hit list" that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!

The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn't have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.

The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris." No sh*t.

UPDATE 3:00 PM PT: TMZ just got this exclusive statement from Mr. Chuck Norris himself: "When I learned yesterday (Wednesday) of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is. Click here... it's not over yet

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Chuck Norris could kill all of them with a hangnail.

[DoveFeatheredRaven]

He has been on my list too after supporting that dumbass Huckabee.

[Bijoux]

Hey, I ALWAYS put Chuck Norris on my hit lists, guest lists, shopping lists...you name it. I'm always dropping Chucks name. It's a pretty well know inside joke....or so I thought!

[sparkly]

I love the fact that when he responded, he went on and on about his kickstart program. But he was done a wonderful thing with it.