April 10th, 2008, 10:48 PM
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Thursday, April 10th 2008
Courtney's Bag Of Dolls
Where do I sign up to become Courtney Love's newest BFF? She should copy Wonky and get herself a reality show where she looks for a new BFF. It would bring out the major crackheads looking for a fix, because Court has the goods. She left a London club last night with a bag full of dolls. DOLL! GIMME! I could only make out one of the bottles and it's Adderall. Of course. The woman probably douches with Adderall. Silly me, she doesn't wash.
Court also sported a dirty ass finger. It looks like she just stuck it up the ass of a dehydrated person. I say a dehydrated person, because her finger looks a little yellow. It's probably just a minor case of crack finger. Dlisted | Be Very Afraid
Can someone's finger really turn yellow because of crack?
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April 10th, 2008, 10:50 PM
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No, that's from smoking a lot of cigarettes.
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April 10th, 2008, 10:53 PM
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I don't know anything about 'crack finger'  but would Adderral be the reason she's so damn skinny??
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April 10th, 2008, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pacific breeze
No, that's from smoking a lot of cigarettes.
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 I smoke but my fingers have NEVER looked like that   Damn, doesn't she wash her hands????
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April 10th, 2008, 11:08 PM
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Dead yet? Looks like her finger beat her to it.
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April 11th, 2008, 12:50 AM
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my grandpa smoked non filtered Camels and his fingers were yellow yellow yellow.
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April 11th, 2008, 01:00 AM
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She doesn't seem long for this life.
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April 11th, 2008, 02:21 AM
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She's a wonderful rolemodel for her daughter.
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OBAMA/BIDEN 2008! Sometimes I lie awake at night, looking at the stars, wondering....where the hell is my ceiling?
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April 11th, 2008, 03:44 AM
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I take more medications than that every day!
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April 11th, 2008, 06:51 AM
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Usually it is the thumb that is most affected by crack usage. The thumb you use to hold the lighter. The lighter gets hot and you use it again and again and you get a combo blister/callous on it. Doesn't mean she has used recently. The callous can take years (believe me) to completely go away. If you look at her thumb it does seem to have a grayish appearance. The index finger is farthest away from the heat, since you hold the pipe close to your mouth. I do find those little dots on her hand compelling though. You can get tiny blisters on your hand when you light the pipe. Sometimes when the crack "cracks" it spits out little burning pieces of cocaine.
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April 11th, 2008, 09:26 AM
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God love her for being consistent.
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April 11th, 2008, 10:26 AM
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Adderal will kill your appetite if you are not attention deficit. Great diet pill, except you go nuts and don't sleep. Damn, always a down side.
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April 11th, 2008, 10:40 AM
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Adderal will kill your appetite if you are not attention deficit. Great diet pill, except you go nuts and don't sleep. Damn, always a down side. 
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That' what I heard, hallucinations etc. bad for the brain if you're not ADD. Poor Courtney's drugged out brain. It's probably a bowl of mushed peas by now.
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April 11th, 2008, 11:07 AM
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That' what I heard, hallucinations etc. bad for the brain if you're not ADD. Poor Courtney's drugged out brain. It's probably a bowl of mushed peas by now.
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It DOES! Hallucinatins, delusions, out of touch with reality. I was taking it to get high but still, you couldn't eat. I was an idiot as a teen and remember running around my backyard in Malibu with a REAL handgun and my face painted up, looking for Al Queda with my ex. NUTS.
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April 11th, 2008, 01:13 PM
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tha's really not enough drugs. She needs more.
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