Kate Hudson has a wardrobe malfunction

**sparkly** · April 10th, 2008, 11:20 PM

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Thursday, April 10th 2008
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Kate Hudson looked like he was having some sort of wardrobe malfunction during the London premiere of "Foolio's Gold" today. That's what the bitch gets for stealing one of Blanche Devereaux's dresses. It's too small for her ass. Kate needed an extra pair of Spanx to suck her in even more. Matthew looked like he tried to help her, but that stoner isn't much help.
Somebody go throw some sand, sweat and pig blood on Matt. He looks too clean and that obviously makes him uncomfortable. Shit, throw some patchouli on him! That crap reeks like butt oil. It does and don't try to tell me otherwise, hippies.

I only posted this because Matthew McConaughey's face looks like it wants to melt off. It's downright scary.

**NicoleWasHere** · April 10th, 2008, 11:22 PM

They both look like malfunctions, to me.

**Chimera** · April 10th, 2008, 11:38 PM

It's the outfit that's the malfunction.

too. much. green

**Chalet** · April 10th, 2008, 11:58 PM

Looks like she borrowed that from JHo. Matthew's thinking that he can't believe there is an actual London premiere for that shitty movie which tanked big time in the US.

**msdeb** · April 11th, 2008, 12:58 AM

she is WAY overdressed. and i love me some Matthew but he's too tan!

**Buffy Burnett** · April 11th, 2008, 01:03 AM

Somebody go throw some sand, sweat and pig blood on Matt. He looks too clean and that obviously makes him uncomfortable. Shit, throw some patchouli on him! That crap reeks like butt oil. It does and don't try to tell me otherwise, hippies.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks!