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    Default Only 40 people show up to be Paris Hilton's best friend in all of New York City

    Thursday, April 10th 2008
    The Search For Wonky McWonkerson's Fake Best Friend Is Underway




    While Parasite Hilton spreads her disease through Europe, casting calls are taking place for her new MTV reality show. OK! Magazine reports that a casting call in NYC recently brought out a total of 40 wannabe fake friends of Wonky. Organizers of the call were expecting a larger turnout.
    A source said, "There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.” That sounds like.......hell. Worse than hell.
    If you haven't checked out the homepage for the show, you must. It's where people upload their pictures and profiles to be considered for the show. Every now and again magic happens and some hot bitch will post a disgusting picture of an open butt hole or something like that. An open butt hole is the perfect BFF for Paris.
    Here's some pics of Paris and Boy George in London today showing off their bowel movement and pussy hole rings to a bunch of people that probably could give an eff.

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    They're either the 40 most pathetic people, or must have a secret plan to ruin her in some way.

    I'm seriously hoping for the latter.

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    Schadenfreude is a bitch. Poor wittle Paris.

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    That's a larger turnout than I anticipated.
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    If you haven't checked out the homepage for the show, you must. It's where people upload their pictures and profiles to be considered for the show. Every now and again magic happens and some hot bitch will post a disgusting picture of an open butt hole or something like that. An open butt hole is the perfect BFF for Paris
    lmao! MiK is the best

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    ^ LMAO, I have no idea how I overlooked that part!

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    maybe that is all she could afford to buy
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    Someone needs to go as a fake persona. Like a druggie caveman or something. With a bright green afro.

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    Paris should just have her REAL best friend on the show.


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    An open butt hole is the perfect BFF for Paris.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    If only Paris knew how much she fucking blows. And not in the good way.

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    Let's nominate someone from GR to go to the audition, and pretend to kiss Paris' ass to get on the show. And then the REAL fun can begin.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    i know a girl who submitted to be on this show and was called back to do an on-camera audition. for serious. i laughed out loud when she told me.
    I'm a hard act to follow because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Let's nominate someone from GR to go to the audition, and pretend to kiss Paris' ass to get on the show. And then the REAL fun can begin.

    I signed up to do it, just so I could fuck with them, but... I don't have a way of getting video clips of myself on the computer. And it's required. -_-;

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    I think Tonya Harding would be an excellent choice for her new BFF
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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