GLOBE COVER SAYS “REGIS PHILBIN IS OUT AND RYAN SEACREST IS IN”
First things first!
If Ryan Seacrest really thinks he can handle another job he should have his head examined.
He’s already the host of American Idol, E News, his own radio show and he hosts countless events.
We all know Regis has had his heart problems, but young Ryan will be facing some heart problems of his own if this workaholic behavior continues.
In other news, Globe features a crazy picture of Rosie “bullying” her 12-year-old son. Plus, there are more photos inside! Not good Rosie!
I could care less about James Brown at this point — even if he was poisoned.
And I slightly care about Charlton Heston’s secret he took to the grave.
Bottom Line: Two strong cover stories plus a celeb death photo on the cover and Globe will do better than its average on the newsstand. Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » GLOBE COVER SAYS “REGIS PHILBIN IS OUT AND RYAN SEACREST IS IN” N TOUCH WEEKLY COVER SAYS “BRITNEY SPEARS RELAPSES”
I was really hoping that none of the celebrity weeklies would attack Britney this week.
But I knew it was unavoidable.
My first reaction to In Touch’s cover was complete disbelief.
I haven’t seen anything but model behavior from Brit over the past couple of weeks so this came as a complete surprise.
The In Touch photo department found this picture of Britney holding a drink. This image coupled with the line “Britney Relapses” definitely leads the reader to believe that Britney is drinking again. But do you think her dad would let her walk around with an alcoholic drink in public? I don’t think so!
The dek says Brit’s ripping her hair out! Is she literally ripping her hair out? Or is this based on the expression “ripping your hair out.” I bet it’s the ”expression,” especially since her parents will not leave her ALONE.
We also learn that Britney faked an overdose. How strange!
And she’s talking to herself. (OMG, I was just doing that! Am I heading for a relapse?)
PLUS: Britney is obsessed with sex. (If this is relapse behavior, get ready Promises because you are going to have a ton of celebrities entering your gates for a dose of rehabilitation.)
Bottom Line for sales: Not good. The public just may be on Britney’s side right now and is so tired of this story. Even if she relapsed, that shouldn’t be such huge news.
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