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    Default Solange Knowles is not talking... [cue music: Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith]

    Solange Is Not Talking





    My favorite Knowles, the only Knowles, Solange visited the UsWeekly offices today and kept her lips shut on Beyonce's maybe-possibly-who-cares wedding to Jay-Z. They tried to ask her things about the wedding, but she wasn't saying shit!
    Solange visited the New York offices of Us Weekly Wednesday but played coy when asked about the recent big event in her life: sister Beyoncé's wedding].

    Does Beyoncé like being married? "I have no idea!" she responded.

    When complimented about the skirt she wore to the wedding she only replied, "It was a cute dress."

    Was it a fun night? "What night are you talking about?" she replied. "Friday? Hmm. Friday. I really don't [know]."
    Why the hell was Solange at the offices of a celebrity weekly magazine if she wasn't going to talk about Beyonce's wedding. Oh....Oh!!!! Beyonce set Solange up! Beyonce was probably bored, so she made Solange visit UsWeekly, but told her if she said anything she would be banished to the basement for the rest of her days. Beyonce made Solange carry a hidden camera and she watched from her bed chambers with a big bowl of kettle corn.
    For real, Solange just wanted a little attention. You can't blame the basement baby for wanting to be pet every now and again.

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    That makeup is hideous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    That makeup is hideous!
    just the make-up?
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    I think she's pretty. I would have thought twice about that eye makeup, but I think she's very attractive.
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    This is Solange's twin, just a few shades darker!!
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    "I'm Rick James, bitch!"


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    Dude in drag..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    ^^She really does look like Rick after he was free-basing.

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    How dare you insult Rick James! He was a way prettier woman than Solange.

    It has been bugging me that she looked like someone and I could not figure out who the person was. Then it hit me!

    She looks like Jenna Jameson. Take a look at THIS THREAD



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    What a dumb interview.

    HAHA free-basing RICK JAMES, BITCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    How dare you insult Rick James! He was a way prettier woman than Solange.

    It has been bugging me that she looked like someone and I could not figure out who the person was. Then it hit me!

    She looks like Jenna Jameson. Take a look at THIS THREAD
    I don't see it. But I do see Solange turning tricks and doing porn one day.

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    ^^Leave it to KC to take that post TOTALLY out of context. Perv! hahaha

    If she made a porno, who would watch? Ewww



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    ^^I don't know what you're talking about, RIS. I wouldn't do that.

    *Adds RIS' name to waiting list for porno: Solange does the Projects in Dallas, Memphis, Houston, New York.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^I don't know what you're talking about, RIS. I wouldn't do that.

    *Adds RIS' name to waiting list for porno: Solange does the Projects in Dallas, Memphis, Houston, New York.*
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