Ellen Page & her lover buy some hot young lesbian groceries (not my title)

[ingi]

Ellen Page’s Lesbian Groceries of the Day



So if you’re wondering what young lesbians buy when they grocery shopping in their lesbian jeans and lesbian converse shoes with their ratty lesbian hair, you’re prayers have just been answered and you’ll be shocked to find that it is all organic vegetables since lebsians like Ellen Page are known for being environmentalist, tree hugging hippies that take themselves too seriously and listens to music with a meaning. The good news is that they also buy cucumber, oversized carrots and bananas to use in the bedroom when the mouth to pussy action just doesn’t bring the satisfaction you’d need it to.
The truth is I am all for first time lesbian fantasies where 2 young girls explore each other’s bodies during some kind of high school sleep over that leads to them going at it in the shower but it pretty much ends there. When I watch that kind of lesbian porn, there’s just no proper closure and I am always waiting for the pizza boy to walk in. Either way, that kind of lipstick lesbianism is probably a lot better than the Ellen Page kind of lesbianism, because you know she’s definitely all kinds of high maintenance and probably has a hairy bush.



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[*DIVA!]

This article is disgusting and absurd. It also is disrespectful to lesbians!!

[ingi]

The good news is that they also buy cucumber, oversized carrots and bananas to use in the bedroom when the mouth to pussy action just doesn’t bring the satisfaction you’d need it to.

that one was kinda amusing

[*DIVA!]

that one was kinda good

No, that was the worse part. That's a horrible stereotype... It gives the impression that they'll use anything to satisfy themselves sexually!! Let me put it this way... straight women who also buy cucumbers, carrots and such are doing so to satisfy themselves? See how ridiculous that sounds!

The whole article is ridiculous!

[ingi]

No, that was the worse part. That's a horrible stereotype... It gives the impression that they'll use anything to satisfy themselves sexually!! Let me put it this way... straight women who also buy cucumbers, carrots and such are doing so to satisfy themselves? See how ridiculous that sounds!

maybe youre right, it is a hackneyed stereotype--but some straight women do it too!

[Kiwii]

That's so rude.

[Just Kill Me]

This article is disgusting and absurd. It also is disrespectful to lesbians!!

OMG...it's from a place called DrunkenStepfather; what kind of foul imagery do you get from that.
This is pretty wrong.

[cherrypye]

I had a...hmmm friend that did a cucumber once.

Sometimes a girl has to handle her business!

[McJag]

They must have been hard up for news. How stupid is this!

[SummerSwelter]

Busted.

[Sibyl]

That's so rude.

Agreed. It's really disrespectful.

[DoveFeatheredRaven]

Stupid article. I dunno--I probably wouldn't have bothered posting it. Looks like something some college kid would have posted on their myspace or xanga. lol

Is EP a lesbian? I haven't paid much attention to her, admittedly.

[Sarzy]

^ She's not 'out', but some people seem to think she is a lesbian. This article is ridiculous!

[burnt_toast]

clearly if I can afford a mammoth silicone dildo, ellen page can as well. heaven forfend they just eat vegetables.

[DoveFeatheredRaven]

I have most of those in my fridge right now. I need to do something with them before they go bad...but it isn't going to be that. lol

Thanks Sarzy!

And I am guessing "she must be a lesbian" since we haven't seen her crotch shot yet or seen her slobbering all over some guy while drunk. Somehow, I think that is the criteria.