Ellen Page’s Lesbian Groceries of the Day
So if you’re wondering what young lesbians buy when they grocery shopping in their lesbian jeans and lesbian converse shoes with their ratty lesbian hair, you’re prayers have just been answered and you’ll be shocked to find that it is all organic vegetables since lebsians like Ellen Page are known for being environmentalist, tree hugging hippies that take themselves too seriously and listens to music with a meaning. The good news is that they also buy cucumber, oversized carrots and bananas to use in the bedroom when the mouth to pussy action just doesn’t bring the satisfaction you’d need it to.
The truth is I am all for first time lesbian fantasies where 2 young girls explore each other’s bodies during some kind of high school sleep over that leads to them going at it in the shower but it pretty much ends there. When I watch that kind of lesbian porn, there’s just no proper closure and I am always waiting for the pizza boy to walk in. Either way, that kind of lipstick lesbianism is probably a lot better than the Ellen Page kind of lesbianism, because you know she’s definitely all kinds of high maintenance and probably has a hairy bush.
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