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    Talking Paris Hilton tried to buy a ... cheetah !

    April 08, 2008

    Paris Hilton Is Highly, Highly Stupid



    I would think this story was fake, but then I consider the subject. So Paris Hilton is touring South Africa with her cohort in gross, Benji Madden. And as a vapid, spoiled slut of a rich girl is wont to do, she's looking to buy everything that catches her eye. Including wildlife. I've never known a human being that lives up to her caricature more than this biddy. She wanted to buy her own cheetah.
    "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?" a source at her hotel told the press.
    Did they tell her to go into the cage and see? "Go on, sweetie. Try to cuddle it! It likes that!" This was a missed opportunity for humanity. "Whorish Ostrich Killed In South African Animal Park By Annoyed Cheetah Following His Biological Programming" is a headline that the world needs to see. Even Bindi Irwin would be cheering for the cat.


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    she probably asked but i doubt it was to own one.

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    too bad, maybe it would have mauled her



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    I expect she wants an Oompah Loompah too!

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    Too bad some giant cat creature really can't escape from it's cage and claw her head off.

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    Maybe she should try to buy a new pussy.
    Oh wait...nobody wants any of that.

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    She should try to be a new brain.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    How would she be able to stuff a cheetah in a cupboard and let it die? Isn't that what she does to pets?



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    Hopefully she'll lock it in a cupboard and forget to feed it... that way it will be VERY hungry next time she opens her cupboard!
    vaya con dios

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    ^^ Yeah!

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