Paris Hilton tried to buy a ... cheetah !

[Kiwii]

April 08, 2008

Paris Hilton Is Highly, Highly Stupid



I would think this story was fake, but then I consider the subject. So Paris Hilton is touring South Africa with her cohort in gross, Benji Madden. And as a vapid, spoiled slut of a rich girl is wont to do, she's looking to buy everything that catches her eye. Including wildlife. I've never known a human being that lives up to her caricature more than this biddy. She wanted to buy her own cheetah.
"Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?" a source at her hotel told the press.
Did they tell her to go into the cage and see? "Go on, sweetie. Try to cuddle it! It likes that!" This was a missed opportunity for humanity. "Whorish Ostrich Killed In South African Animal Park By Annoyed Cheetah Following His Biological Programming" is a headline that the world needs to see. Even Bindi Irwin would be cheering for the cat.


Paris Hilton Is Highly, Highly Stupid | A Socialite's Life

[msdeb]

she probably asked but i doubt it was to own one.

lightning will probably strike me, since i defended the herpz

[witchcurlgirl]

too bad, maybe it would have mauled her

[Rondette]

I expect she wants an Oompah Loompah too!

[NicoleWasHere]

Too bad some giant cat creature really can't escape from it's cage and claw her head off.

[cmmdee]

Maybe she should try to buy a new pussy.
Oh wait...nobody wants any of that.

[sparkly]

She should try to be a new brain.

[heathersharon]

How would she be able to stuff a cheetah in a cupboard and let it die? Isn't that what she does to pets?

[MissVenus]

Hopefully she'll lock it in a cupboard and forget to feed it... that way it will be VERY hungry next time she opens her cupboard!

[Chimera]

^^ Yeah!