Friends tell George Clooney to dump his bitch

**sparkly** · April 6th, 2008, 11:26 PM

Dude! You Don't F**k With George's Lady!
Posted Apr 6th 2008 12:01PM by TMZ Staff

Super hotness, er, actor George Clooney, put on his cape and is saving a damsel in distress -- his girlfriend Sarah Larson!

We're hearing Georgie boy received an anonymous voice mail from a man telling him to ditch his chick, saying, "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" Nice! Do you stalk your mother with that mouth?

George tells the New Yorker (via Page Six) that he definitely didn't appreciated the warning, and enlisted in the help of his chauffeur (random!) who traced the call to a pre-paid cell phone. Unfortunately, they haven't found the culprit.

Brad Pitt, that's not funny!

TMZ.com

**greysfang** · April 6th, 2008, 11:34 PM

About damn time.

**gossipmaven** · April 6th, 2008, 11:37 PM

Wow. She's really hated.

Knowing Clooney, he would actually stay with her just to piss off everyone who hates her. Yep. He would.

**Chilly Willy** · April 7th, 2008, 08:02 AM

I just hope he protects his money.

**Just Kill Me** · April 7th, 2008, 08:32 AM

Didn't someone link to a site where some guy was talking about her being a total spaz while at Evergreen?

**Sasha** · April 7th, 2008, 08:45 AM

George does need to grow the fuck up and stop dating these dependant women. Hey George? Hows about finding a strong, independant woman who would call you on your bullshit and not be so afraid of losing you she turns herself into a mewling robot?

**tkdgirl** · April 7th, 2008, 09:33 AM

I wonder how many times George has told Brad to dump Ang?

**Sweetie** · April 7th, 2008, 09:42 AM

Who cares?

**Elisa** · April 7th, 2008, 09:47 AM

A bit more.........

FOXNews.com - George Clooney Trails Girlfriend's Mystery Caller - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment

George Clooney Trails Girlfriend's Mystery Caller

Those who dare to insult George Clooney's latest squeeze, Sarah Larson, run the risk of being investigated by the Oscar-winning hunk.

Clooney tells next week's New Yorker he had his police-officer driver launch a probe of a mysterious caller who phoned him at home, urging him to dump Larson — a message that didn't sit well with the former Vegas cocktail waitress.

On the voice mail, which Clooney plays to the mag's Ian Parker in front of Larson for the first time, a calm, middle-age male voice is heard saying: "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"

'"Before you're sorry'?" a surprised Larson parrots, before launching into a diatribe about how she's been raked over the coals in endless gossip over her relationship with Clooney. "They say that I'm a stripper. There's a ton of stuff about that. I've never been a stripper. You know, just because I'm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I'm a cocktail server, that means I'm an escort."
Clooney, who discounts the possibility one of his pals played a joke on him — "It's not a prank — none of my friends would do that" — called in the fuzz. With the help of his rent-a-cop chauffeur, he had the caller's number traced to a pre-paid cellphone, then tried to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card to pin him down. But the investigation apparently dead-ended.
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Sarah's over reaction to the accussations is priceless!

Um....Hello? Am I the only one who saw the skank licking God-knows-what off a magazine on the floor...among other things? It has nothing to do with jealousy or being from Las Vegas or being a "cocktail server"/go go dancer. They're just calling 'em as they see 'em.

He's always had terrible taste in women so this should be of no surprise.

**suede** · April 7th, 2008, 09:49 AM

I think Clooney is gay and she's one of many paid beards.

**Sasha** · April 7th, 2008, 09:51 AM

I don't think Clooney should be so quick to discount his friends being the instigators of this. They probably figure he'd go ballistic if they said these things face to face.

But, how exactly will he be "sorry"? I seriously doubt he's stupid enough to give Sarah access to his money, and I also doubt he's going to get his heart broken or get roped into marriage.

**MrsDark** · April 7th, 2008, 10:14 AM

If he's stupid enough to get involved with money-hungry bimbos, then he deserves to lose his money. He seems to enjoy fucking and leaving them more than marrying or reproducing though, so I don't see what his "friends" are worried about.