Jessica Simpson is Esquire's 75th Anniversary cover girl

**ingi** · April 5th, 2008, 12:48 PM

Saturday, April 5th 2008
Jessica Simpson Ruins Everything

THE FUCK!? No, this is not Tony Romo wearing of one Ken Paves Hairdo clip-ins! It's Jessica Simpson on the cover of May's Esquire magazine. If Tony ever gets sick, Jessica can definitely sub for him in a game. Homegirl looks like a quarterback! I'm sure Cowboys fans would adore that.
In honor of Esquire's 75th anniversary, they are re-creating iconic covers. Don't ask me why they chose Jessica to re-create Virna Lisi's March 1965 cover. Virna looks hot, Jessica looks like she's a few surgeries away from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a real woman.

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**MrsMarsters** · April 5th, 2008, 12:50 PM

Oh you guys are going to have fun with this one!

**ingi** · April 5th, 2008, 12:50 PM

Danity Kate was better last month!

**msdeb** · April 5th, 2008, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by MrsMarsters

Oh you guys are going to have fun with this one!

well, Cynic will have a different type of fun

**sharon_b** · April 5th, 2008, 12:57 PM

awful...she looks like a man even without the foam beard!

**dangerous** · April 5th, 2008, 01:37 PM

Disastrous. BAD idea.

**Folieadeux** · April 5th, 2008, 01:58 PM

LOL

I thought this was photoshop! This is priceless! She looks like a man in drag!!

**sparkly** · April 5th, 2008, 05:33 PM

No amount of ps in the world will erase all that masculine looking fug.

**Laurent** · April 5th, 2008, 05:38 PM

Regardless of the fact that the cover has been done, and done better, why the hell would they choose Jessica Simpson, of all people, for the 75th anniversary cover?

Was every other celebrity busy that day? That's the only acceptable explaination.

**NicoleWasHere** · April 5th, 2008, 05:39 PM

I almost choked on my pizza from laughing so hard. :'D

**Sleuth** · April 5th, 2008, 06:16 PM

obviously she doesn't read internet gossip about herself... damn that photoshoot was a bad decision

**snuffy** · April 5th, 2008, 06:29 PM

Joe needed some new "reading material" for the bathroom

**Folieadeux** · April 5th, 2008, 06:29 PM

I'm still laughing over this. The thing that strikes me is Jessica is very petite in person, but she comes across so damn manly in photos.

Whatever she had done to her eyebrows didn't help her at all, in fact I think it really changed her face.

--- LOL at snuffy!

**mizglam** · April 5th, 2008, 06:42 PM

i totally thought that was photoshopped! haha

too funny

**january** · April 5th, 2008, 06:56 PM

Yeah she totally fucked up her face. I thought she was gorgeous way back when on Newlyweds. A few years later and she looks like a tranny. Don't know what the hell happened - she peaked and its been all downhill - and fast. I laughed so hard looking at that cover - Virna's shot worked because she's so feminine. Jessica's doesn't because she is so masculine it comes off as believable.