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    Tom Cruise Purple Is Not The Weed You Want In Your Bong




    "Tom Cruise Purple" does not sound like the good shit. Tom Tom's people aren't feeling the love for a new strain of medical marijuana named after him. Friends (aka Scientology hos) do not think it's funny that licensed cannabis clubs are selling "Tom Cruise Purple" featuring a picture of Tommy laughing hysterically. A picture of that crazy bitch laughing is enough to send anyone reaching for the bong. Fuck, he makes me want to reach for the crackpipe!
    Tommy's lawyers told Rush & Molly they are taking a looking into the weed. One pothead said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate." Yup, that sounds about right.
    It probably also makes you spend hours fingering your hole to "E.T." the movie. As Tom Tom would say, the shit sounds "glib."
    Tom Cruise Purple sounds like the kind of weed you don't want to mess with unless you want to two-step with Xenu.



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    TCP sounds expensive to me, like something only rich celebs could afford. Maybe thats why Tom has so many celeb homies?

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    This story is RICH!
    I LOVE that there is WEED named after Tom that makes you SEE aliens and shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    TC is the last celebrity on earth who would endorse a strain of MJ named after them. That being said- fuckin awesome! This might be worth getting my license for.


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    I LUV it!! I want to try this shit, if it makes me half as goofy as TC I will be in heaven!

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    Give Naomi some. maybe it will mellow her out. She really did narrowly miss an airport tazering, didn't she?


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    ^^No way! That shit will make you paranoid, it will make you thinkXenu is coming after you and you might convert to CO$ is a moment of desperation!

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    Ewww. Tom's teeth are gross!

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    This is priceless. The CO$ attorneys are working overtime to save the brand.
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    I'll smoke it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamieElizabeth View Post
    Ewww. Tom's teeth are gross!
    my dentist says he's missing a top tooth which caused them to move over and personally I'm glad bwa ahahaha his braces didn't fix the problem... oh how I lalalalaloathe the man.

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    What made me snigger was the reference to Purple. As opposed to Lavender....

    Note to self: stop being so mean.

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    Will it have the opposite effects of any other marijuana? Will it cause us to jump off of couches and off the walls and cause us to believe in aliens? Sweet, I want some!

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    WTF?! Is scientology answering for him now? It seems like every damn article written about him has to do with co$ reaction to it.
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