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    Default Paris Hilton launches footwear line in Montreal

    I heard this morning on the radio that Skankis Hilton is going to be at Browns Shoe Store downtown tomorrow, launching her footwear collection.

    If I was going to be in the downtown area, I'd be tempted to barrel into Browns and try to get Skankis' wonk eye with one of the shoes from her line!

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    I checked our daily newspaper but I don't see anything about her visit in it; it will probably be in tomorrow's paper. I'll post a link if/when it is. There might even be a pic of her in Sunday's paper, too, which I will share!

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    I miss the old Paris.


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    It must be a shoe line for trannies.

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    ^^ One could only hope!

    Perhaps someone will clock her in the head with one of her own shoes and gorge out one of her wonk eyes.

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    I don't want her to come here in infect the whole island !!!! People, run for your lives !
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    i thought she was in Africa somewhere?
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    Are all the shoes sizes of small boats to accommdate Paris' enormous feet?
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    That's why the launch is being held at the docks.

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    I hope she calls them Fug-Pads.

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    Ha ha ha what are they called Big Foot Boots? Hell they have to find a big ass store to house the pairs of those boats. Are they EMO since her BM hookup?
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