Paris Hilton launches footwear line in Montreal

**Pippin** · April 4th, 2008, 06:30 AM

I heard this morning on the radio that Skankis Hilton is going to be at Browns Shoe Store downtown tomorrow, launching her footwear collection.

If I was going to be in the downtown area, I'd be tempted to barrel into Browns and try to get Skankis' wonk eye with one of the shoes from her line!

Paris Hilton

I checked our daily newspaper but I don't see anything about her visit in it; it will probably be in tomorrow's paper. I'll post a link if/when it is. There might even be a pic of her in Sunday's paper, too, which I will share!

**snuffy** · April 4th, 2008, 06:53 AM

I miss the old Paris.

**lisalucy69** · April 4th, 2008, 08:02 AM

It must be a shoe line for trannies.

**cmmdee** · April 4th, 2008, 08:05 AM

^^ One could only hope!

Perhaps someone will clock her in the head with one of her own shoes and gorge out one of her wonk eyes.

**Kiwii** · April 4th, 2008, 08:11 AM

I don't want her to come here in infect the whole island !!!! People, run for your lives !

**msdeb** · April 4th, 2008, 10:04 AM

i thought she was in Africa somewhere?

**louiswinthorpe111** · April 4th, 2008, 10:09 AM

Are all the shoes sizes of small boats to accommdate Paris' enormous feet?

**sprynkles** · April 4th, 2008, 10:14 AM

That's why the launch is being held at the docks.

**Eli** · April 4th, 2008, 10:17 AM

I hope she calls them Fug-Pads.

**WesCAdle** · April 4th, 2008, 10:23 AM

Ha ha ha what are they called Big Foot Boots? Hell they have to find a big ass store to house the pairs of those boats. Are they EMO since her BM hookup?