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    Default Heather Mills is a master of disguise!

    Heather Mills Is A Master Of Disguise!




    This Michael Jackson costume wig is not going to cut it. Heather Mills needs to take some of that McCartney blood money and buy a wig that doesn't look like it came out of the clearance bin.
    Heather tried her hardest to disguise herself as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday, but ended up drawing more attention to her stupid ass. A better disguise would have been if she just strolled into the first class lounge with her daughter. The real Heather Mills would never do that! She totally wears this get-up when she's staking out Paul and his new bitch. She thinks she's slick!
    Heather has also proven that the fannypack will never EVER make a comeback.

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    wtf is she doing now?
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    Maybe she thinks she's a secret agent now?

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    Bitch better have flown coach!!!!

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    Isn't she on some sort of do not admit list

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    Heather Mills Is A Master Of Disguise!

    Yeah she is a Master, A MASTER BITCH! Can't she just go away now?
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    Yeah...i just BET she's trying to 'avoid' attention with a stunt like this.
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    And she STILL looks like SHIT!!

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    Ha ha ha. This picture totally made my day. Besides the cheap wig and glasses she has to add the ever inconspicuous fanny pack to the ensemble. By the end of the summer Paul should have his money back and full custody of Bea cause this bitch is gone.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    She's Britney-fying with the wigs and everything

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Maybe she thinks she's a secret agent now?
    Wouldn't put it past her - bitch sure is deluded enough.

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    The fanny-pack wearing community is not going to take the wearing of a fanny-pack as a mere DISGUISE lightly. Neither will the ill-fitting shirt wearing community.

    And you do not mess with the fanny-pack or the ill-fitting shirt communities.

    Bitch is playing with fire.



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    Has anyone ever said.."Gee I like that Heather Mills?" Anyone....??????
    Jack I swear.

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    ^^ Well, Paulie did. But then the roofies wore off.



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    This is a photo of the kid, Beatrice, at the airport.


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