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    Jerry Seinfeld Walks Away from Rollover Car Crash

    By Caris Davis
    Originally posted Thursday April 03, 2008 07:30 AM EDT

    No laughing matter: Jerry Seinfled's brakes failed and his vintage car flipped over in the Hamptons Saturday night. But the comedian walked away unscathed.

    The ex Seinfeld star was driving solo at 7:40 p.m. when the brakes on his Italian sedan malfunctioned, East Hampton Town Police Chief Todd Sarris told the New York Post.

    The 53-year-old reportedly tried the emergency brake and when that failed swerved to keep the vehicle from careening into an intersection.

    The two-door 1967 Fiat BTM flipped over before coming to a halt just yards from the highway, Sarris said, adding that Seinfeld's maneuver "probably avoided a very serious accident."

    Miraculously, the Bee Movie star who, Sarris noted, had not been drinking did not require medical attention and returned to his East Hampton home.

    "He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," his wife, Jessica, told the Post. "It could have been a lot worse, obviously, and thank God it wasn't. He's fine."

    Her husband's sense of humor certainly survived in tact.

    "Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do," he told the newspaper. "It is not something I plan to make a habit."

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    Forgive me for being conspiracy minded (I see one behind every "Bush") but this is really suspicious, if you ask me. IIRC, Seinfeld has a car collection to rival Jay Leno's. It is beyond my comprehension that Jerry would drive about in a car that hadn't been maintained to the nth degree. The brakes are the first concern, for safety and therefore liability, (my husband is a Master Technician for Toyota) for what would surely be a highly qualified mechanic in the employ of Jerry Seinfeld.

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    .. and what's the deal with old cars?
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    Damn. God must really love Jerry Seinfeld. *disappointed in God's sense of humor*

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    Glad Jer's ok. Cars scare the bejeebus oughta me.
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    Xenu saved him!!!!

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    funny. Jerry Seinfeld rolls his car, good friend Kelly Ripa is absent from Regis and Kelly. coincidence?
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    ^^ ha ha msdebagain, what are suggesting? Do you know something we don't?

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    Poor guy, happen right around the corner from his house.

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