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    Default Jessica "Les Miseralba" Alba to name her kid Honor?

    It has been announced that Jessica Alba plans on naming her child Honor? Honor like “It’s an honor to meet you”? Or Honor like “It’s an honor to be my child”? Cash Warren probably had something to do with this right? He has a very unique name. Star Magazine reports:

    “This woman was so exited that Jessica is having a girl.” And another family friend picked out a charm bracelet for the unborn tot that spelled out ‘HONOR’.
    Alba’s manager Chris Henze’s wife will be throwing the baby shower party at a private home in Los Angeles this weekend.

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    I really hope this one ISNT true..Poor kid will have nothing going for it, its bad enough that it already has a miserable insecure mother who has been going through an identity crisis since childhood. This going to be one fucked up kid.

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    I thought she was having twins?

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    Oh,Miseralba..everyone time I say it or read it,I hear Bela Lugosi saying it

    BTW,the kid never stood a chance.
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    she should name her kid Trap, Nickel or Target....
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    What an awful name- I hope it isn't true!

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    It's not like she's the first to be called Honor. The actress Honor Blackman was "Pussy Galore" in Goldfinger.

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    I think Dollar is a nice name.

    Dollar Warren has a ring to it and so does Russian Rubles Warren and Pound Sterling Warren ...if the want to keep the tradition of naming their kids after money.

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    'Les Miseralba', loving it!

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    So it would be Honor Alba? Why not just call her Honorable? Make it simpler.

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    How bout Herpes ... thats a unique name.

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    She should name the kid

    Maria Conchita Consuelo de la Palma.

    Since she wants to be close to her roots now, you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddoggy View Post
    It's not like she's the first to be called Honor. The actress Honor Blackman was "Pussy Galore" in Goldfinger.
    Just name the kid Pussy.



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    ^^ I like your thinking!

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    Maybe it's the only way she'll get any.... honor, that is.
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    My vote, if it's a girl: Honey.

    (A boy: Money)
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