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    Victoria Beckham Experiences Laundry Day, Feuds With Katie Holmes




    Huh? There is no way in hell I am seeing Victoria Beckham in a sweatshirt and jeans. She needs to get back to this look so I can feel safe again. Granted the outfit's probably by Gaultier and cost 3K, but still - she looks...ordinary. *shiver* Did someone spill a martini on her or something? Did one of the kids throw up near her? Something is very wrong here. Or is it something more insidious?
    There's a probably false story going around that Posh and Katie Holmes are bitch slapping each other over a Vogue cover and tattoos. Katie reportedly is jealous that Vicky landed the cover of Vogue and feels like she deserved it more. If it was Senior Citizen's Vogue, maybe. If your walker was particularly sparkly that day maybe, Katie. You dress like you're 80 and fading fast!
    Victoria, for her part, was reportedly very insulted when Katie expressed her opinion that tattoos were trashy. Sure, they are. They can also be crazy hot, too. Victoria reportedly had this to say:
    "How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she'll ever know. I have my own line! I've told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn't think she needs me.'"
    Ok, that was from "a source." I like how this story was written to sound like some sort of Footballers' Wives bullshit. Let's face facts. Katie is so gone on cult brainwashing and Scientology "vitamins" that she hasn't had an independent thought in a couple of years. She doesn't have it in her to feud with people. She can barely open the door of Joan's on Third.
    And Victoria has her own problems. Pictures now exist of her in a sweatshirt and jeans. She's going to track down every single copy of those photos and eat them. It will be the most nutrition she's had in ages.



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    Katie reportedly is jealous that Vicky landed the cover of Vogue and feels like she deserved it more. If it was Senior Citizen's Vogue, maybe. If your walker was particularly sparkly that day maybe, Katie. You dress like you're 80 and fading fast!

    Brilliant.

    Let's face facts. Katie is so gone on cult brainwashing and Scientology "vitamins" that she hasn't had an independent thought in a couple of years.

    Spot on. Chick probably doesn't even know what day it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post

    Spot on. Chick probably doesn't even know what day it is.
    It's whatever day her vertically-challenged keeper tells her it is!
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    What?!?

    That story is so stupid.

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    ^^ Yes, it is, but funny.

    And I did think it was odd when she cut her hair to mirror Victoria's.

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    It is funny; especially the mental image of Victoria Beckham eating photographs.

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    VB doesn't do her own laundry. She probably thinks her clothes magically go from the hamper into the closet. And I hope this fight is for real. I'd love to see a good bitch fight.
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    Why on earth would Katie get the cover of Vogue? She's always been very forgettable.

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    Vogue is all about the absolute best in fashion... Posh (love her or hate her) is a dedicated fashionista... Katie is a troll with lotsa money and no taste.
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    I love Posh. Katie is NOWHERE in her league as far as fashion goes. Who in the hell would want to see Katie's style? I'm sure Tommy dresses her every morning anyway.
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    at Katie Holmes and her Go Gettem Granny fashion style!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    I love Posh. Katie is NOWHERE in her league as far as fashion goes. Who in the hell would want to see Katie's style? I'm sure Tommy dresses her every morning anyway.
    exactly -or if she is dressing him, holy crap he looks horrible nowadays.
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    Katie will never be as cool and fashionable as Vicky.

    It was painfully obvious she copied VB with the whole hair thing.

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    If Michelle Williams can land a Vogue cover, then Tom's money and status can land Katie a Vogue cover.

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    ^^ agreed Money talks

    I'm wondering what did happen with the Beckham Cruise love affair - there for a while they were glued to the hip. Maybe it was because Katie was beginning to look like a clone and Vick the stick wasn't happy about it.

    Neither fan of either but Katies no boobs look better than Vicks snap on boobs.

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