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    Default Eva Longoria loves her ass, nervous that having kids will damage her perfect butt

    Published: Apr 1, 2008

    Eva Longoria Loves Her Ass
    by Staff Eva Longoria is obsessed with "working on her butt". The 'Desperate Housewives' star revealed she sticks to a special exercise regime to maintain her pert derriere.
    She said: "I love doing squats in the gym. When I do them my butt beefs up and I fill out my jeans better.
    "I'm constantly working on my butt because of, you know, gravity."
    The 33-year-old actress - who married basketball star Tony Parker last July - fears it will become harder to keep her bottom in trim after she has had children.
    She said: "I'm nervous about what's going to happen back there when I have children. I'm full of fear. I don't want anything happening to the butt."
    Eva has frequently expressed her desire to start a family.
    She previously said: "I've always loved the idea of having lots of children.
    If I'm around any baby, I'm like, 'Aaaaahhhh, babies!' "I was pretty ambitious when I moved to Hollywood and I succeeded. But now I've found new ambitions - I want to work, I want to be a great wife and I want to have children." (c) Eva Longoria Loves Her Ass - Tittle-Tattle Too™: The Post Chronicle
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    I'd like for my foot to damage her perfect ass..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Perfection is overrated

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    She previously said: "I've always loved the idea of having lots of children....


    ....as long as it doesn't affect my ass...

    gosh she is such a douche.

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    Dear Eva,

    We are tired about hearing how perfect/pretty/lucky you are. Please STFU.

    Sincerely,
    The World.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    Is that a big mole on her perfect ass?

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    no, it's a bug crawling out of her puss... trying to make the big getaway
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    From the looks of this scentific photo, it seems that Les MiserAlba's ass is slightly more perky and toned than Longwhoria or Hohan.
    Last edited by ingi; April 1st, 2008 at 02:57 PM.

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    WTF are they doing? I've seen some other photos of her ass with a touch of cellulite and saddlebags (your ass is falling into the sides of your legs) so it really isn't all that perfect.
    Everyone's ass can look like that on all fours if you don't have much of an ass to begin with.

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    I like her ass. Where can I find pics like these?

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    Someone this self-centered should never have children.

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    Jessicas Alba & Biel are the queens of ass. Longwhoria should know better!
    Last edited by ingi; April 1st, 2008 at 02:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    From the looks of this scentific photo, it seems that Les MiserAlba's ass is slightly more perky than Longwhoria or Hohan.
    Kudo's to whoever photoshopped those pictures together i love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crawdad View Post
    I like her ass. Where can I find pics like these?
    don't act all innocent,you know where to find butt pictures,lol.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crawdad View Post
    I like her ass. Where can I find pics like these?
    SPECIAL: Celebrity Ass Collection

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