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    PETA Offers Britney Spears A Job

    Pop star-turned-sitcom secretary Britney Spears has been offered a job working as a real receptionist for animal rights group People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA).
    Inspired by Spears' recent performance as a secretary on How I Met Your Mother, PETA president Ingrid E. Newkirk has made the Toxic singer a written job offer.
    PETA bosses, who insist their offer isn't an early April Fool's Day joke, are targetting Spears because she has previously worn fur and bought animals from pet stores.
    Newkirk writes, "After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother, PETA would like to offer you a real job as a receptionist. It could be for as little as an hour, and you would see - from the inside - why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. As a 'thank you' for your willingness to learn and help, we would donate $1,000 to a children's charity."



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    Hypocrites!
    vaya con dios

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    next thing you know, Paris will be a Vet on call at PETA
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    ^Yeah right. lol She's the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen when it comes to animals.
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    Hmmm......

    How about Brit sticks her head in a gas oven, and PETA calls it the other white meat.

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    ....makes sense to me....PETA protects dumb animals....and Britney.....is a dumb animal........

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    I thought PETA were supposed to protect the animals?

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    After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother
    What suck asses! So her animal abuse is all forgiven because she was good on a sitcom?


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    Speaking of... how did she do on How I Met Your Mother? I completely forgot to watch it...

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    what the hell! she'll suck at it.

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    I thought Paris was the animal abuser not Britney... Britney just lets her dogs shit and piss everywhere.

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    ....I think she let the kids do that, too......actually, I'm not sure if she can tell the difference between them and the dogs......

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    As a 12 year long vegetarian, and an avid animal lover.

    I say it now.

    PETA, your dead to me.

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