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    Default Amy Winehouse's husband gets prison beat down

    Blake's Prison Beat Down




    Amy Wino's Blaaake has already ODed in prison and now it's claimed that he's gotten his ass kicked. Sounds like he's having the vacation of a lifetime. The News of the World reports that a group of fellow inmates jumped his ass, because they thought he had heroin on him. Blaaake is now showing off a huge black eye. A source said that Blaaake has been busted for heroin a few times while in prison, so the inmates figured he was carrying something.

    The source went on to say, "There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell—he'll be staying there a lot more now."
    Now Wino and Blaaake have matching busted faces! Blaaake was just being nice and didn't want Wino to feel like she was alone in the falling face department. If his face is all black and blue, I can imagine what his asshole looks like.

    The NOTW also claim that despite statements from her people that she's not going into rehab, Wino is going to fly to Malibu to check into Promises. More like Promises Broken.
    "Amy knows she's on the fast track to ruin with the way her life's going. She's even been blasted by the United Nations for setting a bad example! With her husband Blake in choky, it's hardly a shock that she's hiding behind the crack cocaine and heroin. She's still a young woman living her life with the unique pressure of massive fame and she obviously can't handle it—just look at the self-harming. This is her chance to make a serious attempt at stopping the rot before it goes too far.?
    "No one wants her to end up the way of JANIS JOPLIN."
    Uh....huh.... The source needs to say choky again! I like that word.

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    Hey, if I was in prison with that guy, I'd want to kick his ass too!

    Hope this doesn't send Amy into yet ANOTHER downwards spiral.
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    It's surprising to me that this is his first beat down in jail.

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    Rat boy. Run! He seems like a horrible little turd. I do wish him the worst....

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    Unless they put him on a chain-gang somewhere, I hope they keep the ass-whippings coming!
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    I wonder if they beat him everytime they read about themselves in prison.
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    I'm surprised he didn't have any H on him.
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    ^^^thats probably why he got beat!
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    I'm sorry, the only reason I clicked on this is cause I live the phrase "beat down". (as in someone getting a beat down.)

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