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    Default DJ Samatha Morton cheats on BFF Lindsay Lohan with Mischa Barton

    Friday, March 28th 2008
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    Mischa Barton had lunch today with Lindsay Lohan's main carpet muncher, Samantha Ronson. I wonder what they had? Tuna tartare! Leeeeezzz beeeest frieeeends foreeever! Ronson is a lesbian pimp. Even I'm developing a girl crush on her. It's the "Ronson" blood.
    Mischa wore a "Let's Go Bite Some Butts" t-shirt. No thank poo. Mischa's ass looks like it's a mouthful of cottage cheese. I must give love to the paparazzi that knew how important it was to get close-ups of her cellulite. Job well done!
    Who really gives a fuck if she's 22 and has cellulite. We all have it. Besides, that outfit is much uglier than her cellulite. Her job is to basically get dressed up to go shopping and "eat lunch" and this is what she comes up?
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    Why is Mischa Barton still even remotely famous? On top of being useless, she looks like hell.
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    Mischa needs a trainer!

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    Nothing is much uglier than Ronson; bleeeggh.

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    You might want to change the name in your title ingi.

    Samantha Morton is a non-carpet munching well respected actress.

    Mischa has gained a lot of weight!

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    I thought her name was DJ Samantha Ronson?

    I can't imagine anyone tapping Barton's ass, at least not for free. She lives in Tara Reid Land now.
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    I don't understand why she's famous either. Wasn't she only on that one show? Looks like all that weed she's been smoking has really given her the munchies

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    Munchies? She doesn't look like she has packed on the pounds; she just isn't toned. She's skinny and floppy.
    She's not overweight; she's out of shape.

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    That picture makes me happy. She looks like ass.

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    Why is the title of this thread about a Samantha Morton??????????

    It's Samantha Ronson.
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    those legs, yuck.

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    Carpet lunchers. For some reason I found that hilarious.

    Mischa looks horrendous. I hate those shorts.
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