Joe Simpson shows off his new 'talent discovery' at the Ivy

**ingi** · March 28th, 2008, 03:40 PM

Friday, March 28th 2008
Papa Joe Shows Off His New Ho

Papa Joe was at The Ivy yesterday showing off the newest girl for his harem, Russian poptart An'ya. An'ya is going to take America by storm and by "America" I mean Papa Joe's genitals after he pops 5-6 Viagras. Poor thing. From Russia to this?! I bet Jessica and Asshole are breathing a sigh of relief. Papa Joe's heat is off them for awhile.

Speaking of Jessica, the whore was asked when she was going to marry Tony Romo while she was leaving Chili's. Jess' mom, Tina Simpson, responded with, "They already are, what are you talking about?" Jessica giggled and said, "I guess, if mom says so." Now everyone thinks they are married. No! No! No! Stupid Tina had too many white zins. It makes her all mouthy and annoying. The day Tony marries Jessica is the day the state of Texas banishes him forever.

Papa Joe Shows Off His New Ho | Dlisted

**baked_tater** · March 28th, 2008, 03:44 PM

I saw that clip. Her mom is ugly and weird. What am I saying the whole clan is effed up.

Creepy story about the dad, ew.

**ingi** · March 28th, 2008, 03:46 PM

Anya looks like the K-Mart version of Kelly Clarkson

**Bijoux** · March 28th, 2008, 03:49 PM

Dear pedi- Papa Joe,

Whatever size shirt your wearing, its two sizes too small!!!! Take note!!!!

Sincerely,
GR

**SummerSwelter** · March 28th, 2008, 03:52 PM

Integrity is overrated, anyway.

**RevellingInSane** · March 28th, 2008, 05:33 PM

His look makes me think of a skeevy guy, rolling down the street in a Chevy Vega, wearing only a trench coat, pulling up to kids and saying,"I have candy. Get in the car and you can have some."

*shivers*

**aabbcc** · March 28th, 2008, 07:18 PM

Skeezy old perv. I want to jump into a bleach bath just looking at him.

**MillionDollarBaby** · March 28th, 2008, 08:01 PM

eww she looks like a hooker and not an expensive one..this is joe's karma calling

**Laurent** · March 28th, 2008, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by ingi

In other news, Papa Perv has gotten really fat.

**potato_chips** · March 28th, 2008, 09:01 PM

He doesn't have to iron his shirt. Just get undersized ones, his fat stretches it.... makes it look straight.

**MissVenus** · March 28th, 2008, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by potato_chips

He doesn't have to iron his shirt. Just get undersized ones, his fat stretches it.... makes it look straight.

**sparkly** · March 28th, 2008, 10:34 PM

Seriously, he looks like a pedo in that pic.

And since when does Chestica Simpson eat at Chilis? Oh yeah, I almost forgot she doesn't have a job anymore.