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    Wink Britney Spears likes colonics

    'Toxic' Singer Goes Colonic

    Britney Spears is cleansing her system of toxins thanks to regular colonic sessions, according to reports. The Toxic singer has been making regular trips to a Beverly Hills clinic as part of a bid to adopt a new positive lifestyle after a year of mental health issues.
    A source tells Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper, "Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney's had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic."




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    I'd do it too if my budget could handle it.

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    I still think she is full of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    I'd do it too if my budget could handle it.
    Me too, everyone in Hollyweird that does it loses weight, just look at Parisite.
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    yeah, your intestines are perfectly able to pass waste, considering that's what they're designed to do.

    Last i checked, nothing 'lingers' in you.
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    ^wrong. the average human has 2-10lbs (POUNDS) of crap lingering in their intestines at any given point, most people don't get enough exercise or fibre to pass everything effectively.

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    Why anyone would want to wet-vac their intestines is beyond me, but whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    ^wrong. the average human has 2-10lbs (POUNDS) of crap lingering in their intestines at any given point, most people don't get enough exercise or fibre to pass everything effectively.

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    omfg. I don't ever want to eat again. I know this is offtopic, but my skin has been breaking out a little and a woman once suggested that breakouts occur when the body can't release toxins. I might get some fiber powder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I still think she is full of shit.
    Ha ha ha. Nicely put and oh so true.

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    Are enema and colonics basically the same thing?

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I still think she is full of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    ^wrong. the average human has 2-10lbs (POUNDS) of crap lingering in their intestines at any given point, most people don't get enough exercise or fibre to pass everything effectively.

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    Most "medical" doctors would completely disagree with this! Plus..I'm not sure I'd take advice from an Enema company who is probably trying to sell their product!

    If you don't want things to "linger"... drink more water and eat more fiber! Rather simple actually!



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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Are enema and colonics basically the same thing?
    I'm wondering about that too. And now I'm imagining a really primitive system involving a garden hose and a bucket, and then getting charged an obscene amount for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    I'm wondering about that too. And now I'm imagining a really primitive system involving a garden hose and a bucket, and then getting charged an obscene amount for it.
    From what I understand that's about what it's like.

    No thank you!

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    The colon is like a self-cleaning oven. Leave it alone!

    Seriously, it's full of helpful bacteria and it's not designed to have a waterhose shoved in it. Drink lots of water and eat plenty of fiber and you'll be fine.

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