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    Wink Angelina Jolie's exoskeleton can't handle her twin spawn

    Pregnant Angelina Jolie is struggling to carry her twins - because she is finding the babies so heavy.

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    Pregnant Angelina Jolie is struggling to carry her twins - because the babies are so heavy.

    The Oscar-winning actress, who is rumoured to be expecting a boy and girl, is finding the burden of having two tots inside her exhausting.

    A source close to Angelina - who already has three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, Zahara, three, as well as 22-month-old daughter Shiloh with partner Brad Pitt - told America's Star magazine: "Her feet are so swollen that her shoes have gone up a half size at least.

    "She's constantly tired. She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak."

    Angelina is also said to be suffering from gestational diabetes, a condition in which women without previously diagnosed diabetes exhibit high blood glucose levels during pregnancy.

    An insider added: "Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She's been seeing a nutritionist about it - frequently."

    She has now had to change her diet in order to cope with her condition.

    Her brother James Haven said: "She doesn't pay much attention to food. But it's different when she's pregnant."


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    I just want to give her a ham sammich. Pregnant or not, she could use it.
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    here's the worlds smallest violin, Angie, and i'm playing it just for you
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    If she's got gestational diabetes, there's a chance her babies could be larger than normal, compounding her problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    here's the worlds smallest violin, Angie, and i'm playing it just for you

    hahahaha i love love love this phrase!

    angelina...if you EAT something, you may not FEEL so bad all the time and smile a bit!

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    Maybe she just needs to take a really big dump.

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    not sure i believe this one . . . they don't diagnose gestational diabetes until 24-26 weeks and the article says she's known for a month that she's had it, that would make her 7 months pregnant??

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    Maybe she just needs to take a really big dump.
    That would require having digested food in your GI tract, and we all know the last solid food she ate was that McDonald's hamburger they photographed her eating during the filming of "Mighty Heart."

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    For fucks sake how far along is she?? It is all pr to get her some sympathy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Maybe she just needs to take a really big dump.
    Like Brad said, he wants her to..
    "crap out somewhere between seven and nine."

    Get crapping, Angie!

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    Maybe by the end of the pregnancy, they won't have to deliver the twins, she'll fade away and all that'll be left are babies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Like Brad said, he wants her to..
    "crap out somewhere between seven and nine."

    Get crapping, Angie!

    Last I heard, giving birth was like crapping out a watermelon. That'd be fun to watch.

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    A source close to Angelina - who already has three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, Zahara, three, as well as 22-month-old daughter Shiloh with partner Brad Pitt - told America's Star magazine: "Her feet are so swollen that her shoes have gone up a half size at least.
    Really? because they don't look swollen in the photos, I quite like how her feet look in those ballet flats....
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    "She's constantly tired. She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak."
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this normal for pregnant women?
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    not for everyone. each pregnancy is different for different people imo.
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