George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson caught skanking it up in Las Vegas

ingi · March 28th, 2008, 09:48 AM

Friday, March 28th 2008
Just Being Sarah

Star Magazine found some pictures of George Clooney's newest call girl girlfriend, Sarah Larson, acting all slutty in Vegas last year. That's what you do when you're in Vegas. You act slutty, drink till your liver falls out and eat until your throat gets raw.
Before Sarah was wearing couture and sucking Clooney dick, she was working as a cocktail waitress in Vegas.

A friend said, "She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!" Click here to see another picture of Sarah with her ass in the air and licking a magazine. I did that same pose for my Christmas card last year. When asked about the pictures, her friend said, "That's our Sarah! She's not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That's the Sarah everyone in Las Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!"
That's our Sarah! We're used to seeing her being a slutty whore not a Valentino-clad lady!
I love Sarah, because she gives hope to all the dirty sluts out there. Including you and me. Today, I may be drowning in my own tears after a night of lubed-up debauchery, but tomorrow I could be walking down the red carpet. And by "red carpet" I mean Robertson Blvd.
Image: Lastnightsparty.com

mrs.v · March 28th, 2008, 09:53 AM

I didn't I was being photographed! Oh wait..phew

Sweetie · March 28th, 2008, 09:53 AM

You mean she's not really a classy whore?

ingi · March 28th, 2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetie

You mean she's not really a classy whore?

She was making 200k a year as a cocktail waitress, sounds classy enough to me!!

Palermo · March 28th, 2008, 10:13 AM

He's gay, she's a beard, what difference does it make

ingi · March 28th, 2008, 03:33 PM

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George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on in a bikini and practically doing a guy in the middle of a dance club. I'm not saying George Clooney knows how to pick 'em, but this is a girl you take home to mom. Then have sex with in the linen closet. Ah, sweet romance. The Superficial - George Clooney's girlfriend parties her face off

GaPeach · March 28th, 2008, 03:38 PM

Her lack of class explains that tacky red carpet gown.

200K thats a lot of ...... yeah a lot.

suede · March 28th, 2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Palermo

He's gay, she's a beard, what difference does it make

Agreed.

GaPeach · March 28th, 2008, 06:57 PM

Ya'll really think he's gay? Some how I just don't see it but then again I didn't think Clay Aiken was gay either.

I thought Matthew McConaughey was gay but after his last ton of box office duds I don't care what team he bats for.

Raspberry gashes · March 28th, 2008, 08:30 PM

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That's the Sarah everyone in Las Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!"

Well a beard is paid to do what she's told. That's shut up, look pretty, smile (Did she EVER stop that night?), and remember we are the most in love couple on the planet.