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    Thumbs down Paris Hilton: I'm an inspiration

    An Inspiration To Us All




    Or is it perspiration to us all? Parasite Hilton held a press conference in Turkey to talk about what a skank slut she is. Paris defended herself against the "media lies" and thinks she's a good role model to little girls.
    She said, "I don't pay attention to lies because I am a good person. I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."
    Hold up! Who answered this question? Paris or her vagina? Paris' vagina is the only thing that's working hard for the money. Come on Paris! Give your pussy a little credit. It's starting to cry red tears of blood. That might be an infection, but it could also be you hurting its feelings. Poor pussaaaay.
    Oh and that baby isn't sleeping, it's fallen into a coma from Paris' toxic skank. Luckily, they gave baby some Valtrex and it's healthy again



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    Paris inspires people to use condoms to avoid STDs and spawning a new generation of racist superwhores.

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    That is an ugly baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Paris inspires people to use condoms to avoid STDs and spawning a new generation of racist superwhores.
    Yay THAT!!!

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    I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

    What empire? The empire of sucking dick (badly) on camera in night vision and spreading her STDs worldwide?

    Bitch, sit down!

    She has GOT TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING SKANK BITCH ON THE PLANET EVER.

    Where's Yoyoma?

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    She is an inspiration... She inspires me to break necks or go on an eye popping spree everytime I see her retarded wonk face on my television or computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

    What empire? The empire of sucking dick (badly) on camera in night vision and spreading her STDs worldwide?

    Bitch, sit down!

    She has GOT TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING SKANK BITCH ON THE PLANET EVER.
    I agree!!!
    Her denial regarding why she's famous is incredible.

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    Paris Hilton: I'm an inspiration

    An inspiration for retroactive abortion maybe.
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    I didn't even know SHE had an empire ... I thought her father had one
    Fluctuat nec mergitur
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    Paris is inspirational to all talentless, wayward sluts. They know if they slob enough nobs, they too can become a sex tape celebutard. She also shows them a sex life does not end because one has more STD's than a test lab at the CDC.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    Paris is inspirational to all talentless, wayward sluts.
    There's a lot of them out there, and more on the way.

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    Oh where does one even begin to mock this statement.

    Seriously, why is she still around?

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    ...to those considering abortion.

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    I think it's hilarious that she now has to go to Turkey to get attention, cause everywhere else thinks she is a joke.
    vaya con dios

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    Great, now she's going to infect Turkey with her herpes infested snatch.
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