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    Default Ryan Reynolds rapidly losing masculine points

    Ryan Reynolds: Baggage Bitch
    Posted Mar 25th 2008 11:30AM by TMZ Staff

    A dog may be man's best friend, but a puppy purse ... not so much!

    Scarlett Johansson's muscled borefriend Ryan Reynolds landed in Boston on Monday -- with his pooch in an emasculation chic pouch.

    No word on where he packed his balls.










    I blame this all on ScarHo.
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    Ugh..She's sucking the hotness out.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I'm sorry, he still makes me drool. And if i saw him carrying that cute puppy, it would probably make him even more adorable to me. I do wish he'd dump ScarHo though.

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    The pic looks just fine to me.
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    I admit to questioning the bowling shoes and the Duckie hat, but he's hot enough to pull it off.

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    He did'nt strike me as the type of guy to get pussywhipped. Damn Ryan or the one with the pair, make her carry something!

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    I didn't say he was losing hotness, I said he was losing masculinity. There very few guys who can pull off carrying a foofy dog in a purse and Ryan isn't one of them.

    Whatever, I'd still hit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I admit to questioning the bowling shoes and the Duckie hat, but he's hot enough to pull it off.


    I concur!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post

    Whatever, I'd still hit it.
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    How adorable

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    I don't get the fuss over this man. He looks very average to me, and that fact that he has the stink of ScarHo all over him makes him even less desirable.

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    Scarlett's like those witches in Hocus Pocus, she sucks the hotness out of Ryan and it is all stored in her nose.

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    He's starting to look like the ex-junkie counselor guy from "Celebrity Rehab"


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    Not a good pic of him.
    I'd take Scarlett over him.
    I lurve Scarlett.

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