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    Default Christina Aguilera's skinny-dipping sessions annoy neighbors



    Having a new baby at home hasn't extinguished the sparks between Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman! The new parents are so determined to keep their two-year marriage red-hot that they've taken to skinny-dipping by moonlight. The couple, who welcomed son Max into the family on Jan. 12, can be heard loudly frolicking in the pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion around midnight. "They don't just splash around they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises," says a source. "We're happy that they're happy, but we wish they'd keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don't like noise after the dinner hour." Still, the 27-year-old pop singer and her record producer husband, 30, are preferable to the house's former owner, Ozzy Osbourne, adds the source. Ozzy who sold the Mediterranean villa after wrapping up his MTV show, The Osbournes would blast "horrific, ear-splitting rock music."

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    Maybe they can throw a ham over the fence like the Osbournes did.

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    Yeah I wouldn't want to hear/see that mess either!

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    She lives in Ozzy's old house???!!!

    That house is wicked!!!!

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    "...and make sexy noises"
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady

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    What exactly would one consider "sexy noises"?

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    ^
    Think about X-tina's powerful voice.

    Now, think about what she sounds like making "sexy noises"

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    Damn! I still can't get over the face on her husband! Sorry Sojiita but he is fugly with a capital FUG
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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    Damn! I still can't get over the face on her husband! Sorry Sojiita but he is fugly with a capital FUG
    He must be packing quite well!
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    ^Or his bank account is packing quite well.
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    How old is the baby again? I'd think she'd still be bleeding at this point (?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    How old is the baby again? I'd think she'd still be bleeding at this point (?)
    What do you mean she should still be bleeding? Does a woman bleed for months after giving birth?

    Seriously, all the moms here at GR are scaring me about childbirth. I think I'll just get another dog.
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    ^^ No, not usually. For most women it happens for a few days or a week at the most. Most women are advised to refrain from intercourse for six weeks after having a baby though. She's past it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    Damn! I still can't get over the face on her husband! Sorry Sojiita but he is fugly with a capital FUG
    I agree. There is something up with his mouth.

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    Hmm, I was told six weeks...and I bled about that long, though at the end it wasn't much.

    And yeah, if the baby's 8 weeks, she's definitely beyond that time. For some reason I thought Max was four weeks. I have no concept of time lately
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