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    Talking The secret to Ice T's and CoCo's marriage

    It's In His Stroke




    The Sun's Heyman Hustle asked America's favorite couple, Ice-T and CoCo, what their secret to a happy marriage is?

    CoCo answered, ďItís the Stroke baby. We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.Ē Watcha talkin' 'bout CoCo?!
    Ice-T added, ďSex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special Ė but itís the way Iíve got her head believing itís something special. And thatís what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain't gonna be the Stroke!"

    Stop with this fucking stroke shit! Please! It's got me thinking illegal thoughts of Gary Coleman and Edna Garrett. I mean what the hell are they talking about? Wait, I know.... CoCo is into the way he strokes those dollar bills as he hands them to her for a night well done. That's the secret to a happy marriage! It makes sense now.
    Visit The Sun to see video of CoCo talking about the "stroke."



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    That picture is scary! Eeew....

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    The Stroke? Oh gosh. I don't even want to know.

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    The way he scratches Billy Squire?

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    SMH...classy.



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    Why do they think people want to hear about all that? Why does she always have camel toe in everything she wears. They are both gross

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    ^ Seriously on the camel toe, it must be her signature style. I actually love how ridiculous they are with eachother though!
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    Ewwwwww.
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    Do it anyway

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    She's a caricature of a woman but oh well; they seem happy and it's kind of cute in a really absurd way.

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    The Secret to Ice T's Marriage....

    He dosn't tell her he's gay.
    She dosn't tell him she's a post-op tranny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Ewwwwww.

    haha your post goes along with your avvie.

    and kudos to whoever said coco is forever rocking the camel toe.

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    I thought maybe he HAD a stroke. And then it got worse. THE stroke? Just...ewwwwwwwww!!!



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    ^^ Loooooooooooooooooooool

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    and here i thought their secret was that she's actually inflatable and has an on/off button.
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    That could be it; like the robot on small wonder?

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