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    American Television Turned Kate Beckinsale Into A Hypochondriac

    British actress Kate Beckinsale avoids watching TV in the U.S. because medical shows and commercials trigger her hypochondria. The Click star confesses she gets overwhelmed by the choice of channels in the States and ends up getting hooked by depressing advertisements.
    She tells talk show host Jay Leno, "I don't watch television in the U.S. because in Britain I'm used to five channels. I'm comfortable with that. Then I come here (America) and there are 2,000 channels and 1,000 have some medical commercial on them. And I always think I've got whatever it is they are talking about. Which is usually hemorrhoids."




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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    She is so annoying

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    Blah...blah...blah....

    Blame America for your self obsorbed issues.

    STFU and go back to the UK!!!

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    wow, she really has some issues huh?
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    lol, I'm sorry, but I found that witty "Which is usually hemorrhoids" HA!
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    Interesting about the hemorrhoids part.

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    I don't know who she is but I have to agree that TV here can be either too real or too faux real or stupid. The only show I watch regularly is House and South Park if I remember when it's on.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    Interesting about the hemorrhoids part.
    She'll say anything to bring attention to her ass.

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    She tries too hard to be funny and always fails miserably at it. I almost feel sorry for her. Just ALMOST.

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    She is a hemorrhoid.

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    Well I don't think Kate has to be very concerned, unless she starts developing prostate problems. Now lets do a quick check at the scene of the crime:




    Everything seems to be in order. Now if that woman can only get her mind of her backside!


    She tries too hard to be funny and always fails miserably at it. I almost feel sorry for her. Just ALMOST.
    Although it must be said that her dad was renowned for his comedic skills, and was a damned likable man.

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