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  1. March 24th, 2008, 08:48 AM #1
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    Default Eva Longoria Parker blames Victoria Beckham for pregnancy rumors

    Eva Longoria Parker Blames Victoria Beckham For Pregnancy Rumors

    Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker has blamed Victoria Beckham for putting her at the center of a recent flurry of pregnancy rumors. The actress was last month forced to deny reports she is expecting her first child with her basketball star husband Tony Parker after she was spotted with a suspicious-looking swollen belly.
    However, Longoria Parker blames the rumors on a pair of jeans given to her by the Spice Girls singer from her dVb fashion range. She says, "Victoria gave me a couple of pairs and I love them. They were so tight; my gut was hanging over the top before dinner. Then, we came out of the restaurant and I was totally bloated. And now, apparently I have a baby bump!"




    Eva Longoria Parker Blames Victoria Beckham For Pregnancy Rumors - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

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  2. March 24th, 2008, 08:49 AM #2
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    Ut oh. Not a good person to bash. Victoria will bring her down.
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  3. March 24th, 2008, 09:09 AM #3
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    I blame Eva Longoria Parker for unashamedly name dropping Victoria Beckhams name to get press...
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
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  4. March 24th, 2008, 09:51 AM #4
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    How about not wearing jeans that are too damn tight?
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    That would be a good idea...many people suffer from a disorder that causes them to wear ill fitting clothing.
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    I still dont get why the Posh hangs out with the Whore. Posh seems on another level of weird for Longwhorefuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    That would be a good idea...many people suffer from a disorder that causes them to wear ill fitting clothing.
    I know. You can't go out on public without spotting the muffin top.
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    I think that Eva Longoria should STFU!!

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    Hmmm, jeans are too tight... do you:

    A) Put them in closet and lose a couple lbs?
    B) Exchange them for ones that fit?
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    C) Stuff your ass in them and go out looking like a porker...?
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