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    Paris Hilton thinks West Africa is a country

    Paris Hilton was in South Africa over the weekend with her boyfriend, Benji Madden, for his band Good Charlotte’s tour. She finally did some of that charity work she was contemplating during her stint in jail for DUI and parole violations. Paris spent a whole two hours at an orphanage on Friday.
    When asked recently how she liked South Africa, Paris didn’t want to leave the other countries in Africa out, so she also said she loved “West Africa,” that giant country on the right side of the continent.
    Paris said, “I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
    Paris is a high school dropout who earned a GED, but don’t you have to know basic geography to pass a GED exam?
    On Friday night the gawky heiress with the size 11 feet hosted a party in Johannesburg, telling the crowd she “loved South Africa, the accent and everyone.”
    Here are photos of Paris in Africa at the orphanage on Friday, via D-Listed. You can almost see the wheels turning in her head in the photo below.






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    I didn't know she was a high school drop out!

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    Well, you know...Kenya...Chad...Niger...all of those are just African States
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I didn't know she was a high school drop out!

    You'd think that her parents would be the slightest bit embarrassed that their princess is not only a whore but a GED earning high school drop out.

    How pathetic.
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    surprised she was even aware of anywhere beyond the USA
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    Stupid and ugly? She's a keeper

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    Thats what happen when Paris start to think.

    She need to leave the thinking stuff to pp who have brain.

    She need to cling with what she know best: porno movie, in second thought even in porno movie she gawk

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    She's a real smartie pants. She might not know the difference between Australia and Austria, but she sure knows how to spread some Herpz!! Gotta give the girl credit when it's due. And that's like, so hot.

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    I think I am amongst the least bright people when it comes to geography.

    But even I knew that! She is so stupid!
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    i'm still waiting for her to quote her favorite bible verse. (and not 'now i lay me down to sleep)
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    ...Wow....I probably have less of an uneducation than she does.... and I'm still smarter than her.

    Fucking wow.

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    She's the poster child for birth control. All you need is her picture behind of a box of condoms and you have the perfect Trojan ad.

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    The sad part is these Africans from the 'Third World' know more about geography than a disease-riddled whore who was raised with all of the advantages in America.

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    What a dumbass. I can't believe she said that. We should send her to : Are you smarter than a fifth grader ? ... for a 2 minutes publicity, because she wouldn't last longer.

    The funniest part of it is that she KNOWS she's stupid. That's almost, I say ALMOST, sad.
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