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    Default Jessica Alba's face of thunder shows the strain of pregnancy

    A heavily-pregnant Jessica Alba looked like she wanted to go home - and fast - after dining out with her fiancÚ in New York.



    The normally cheerful beauty, who is reportedly expecting twins, looked miserable in the Big Apple at the weekend.
    With her due date not until June 8, the Fantastic Four actress still has almost three months to go before she gives birth. Scroll down for more...
    Fed up with being pregnant? Jessica Alba looks miserable as she leaves Foxtail restaurant in New York at the weekend. The actress is reportedly expecting twins


    Perhaps it was being in the city that never sleeps and not home in California, that put 26-year-old Alba in such a bad mood, as her demeanour was a complete contrast to her previous glowing comments about pregnancy.
    "It's (being pregnant) awesome. It's the best time ever," she said.
    Of her changing figure, she added: "When you're pregnant, your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger by the second." Scroll down for more picture...
    Jessica looks like she wants to head home...NOW


    Jessica and fiancÚ Warren Cash



    Jessica Alba's face of thunder shows the strain of pregnancy | the Daily Mail

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    Oh,Miseralba..you look like you would be eating babies not having them.

    She's just mad 'cause she's FAT FAT FAT
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Miseralba! Hilarious!
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    Normally cheerful?? Who the hell wrote this?

    She looks like a normal preggo woman to me. And I love that she still has 3 months to go!! hahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    The actress is reportedly expecting twins.
    This is the first I've heard of that.

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    She needs to put on a bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    She needs to put on a bra.
    Exactly what I was thinking....
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    Eh, I remember mr. butt trying to be nice when I was pregnant, taking me to a nice restaurant. As we pulled up I just said 'no way' and insisted we go home. I felt like shit and could not deal with the idea of sitting in a restaurant for any length of time. I'm sure I looked pissed off in a major way, mainly because I was huge.
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    Breaking News! Les MiserAlba Smiles!




    What the hell? MiserAlba never smiles! Maybe she just pregnant queefed. It probably feels good against her va-jay jay. Something definitely happened, because I didn't even know she was capable of smiling. I don't know if she should continue to do it. I kind of like my MiserAlba all grouchy and shit. This is throwing me off. I don't trust it!
    Here's MiserAlba with Cash Warren at Baron Davis' Birthday party last night.
    Last edited by ingi; March 24th, 2008 at 09:42 AM.

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    Cute dress

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    She looks tired and pregnant and over it. I do not much care for her but she is human and I probably wouldn't act differently under the circumstances.

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    Her face looks entirely different with weight on it.

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    This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, Les Miseralba is always miserable and bitchy.

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    I agree pregnancy makes you tired and miserable (well it makes Les Miseralba even more miserable ) but here's a thought, if you feel like shit why not stay home and relax instead of showing up to events that your publicists tells you to go to just to keep your face in the press????. Its not like she needs to get off her arse and go to work every day to make a living, she loaded but obviously she's milking her pregnancy for all its worth.

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    I think if I were carrying two human bodies in my stomach, I'd be in a shitty mood. If you want to look at it in that way, anyway.

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